WU LYF 4 LYF Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Yeah, you'd think so. But intoxication is a good defence in any case, so unless they can prove the time of death it's possible you may get off, or at least get a highly reduced sentence, especially in the British justice system. Plus you could turn on the puppy dog eyes and waterworks in court saying how upset you are and that it was all the fault of the drugs, and the jury may fall for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2011 Is it true decomposition in an very enclosed space makes the body turn to a sort of thick soup with bone in given some time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 Â Chop. Blend. Pour down drain. Follow up with a spot of drain cleaner to get rid of DNA evidence. Â This is not going to work. Â Ask Dennis Nilsen. He lived in a flat and killed a lot of young men. The first flat he had, had a garden. Also a vast open space at the back. He was a master butcher and could chop a human body up easily for burning. His landlord wanted to sell the house on so evicted him. He got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 If you are very good at covering your tracks bury it in the local Cemetary, pretty shit but all I can think of. Â EDIT Â Don't kill people, killing people is bad mmmmkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 STFU King of Swing. I hate you. You are not invited to my thread. Â "Pretty shit, all I can think of." Oh really? Shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Wow I'm devastated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 I am rubber. Â You are glue. Â And also a cunt. Â Seriously, theres something about you. I read one of your posts and I want to hold you down and beat the shit out of you. What is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 Take it to PM. We don't need another entertaining thread turning to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted January 22, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 Fair enough. I will try to come back on topic by posting something I...found: Â First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Â Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. Â If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Â Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Â Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell. Â Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Quagmire Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Regarding feeding the dead body to pigs, you might want to read a bit about this guy...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton  On March 10, 2004, it was revealed that human flesh may have been ground up and mixed with pork from the farm. This pork was never distributed commercially, but was handed out to friends and visitors of the farm. Another claim made is that he fed the bodies directly to his pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 Regarding feeding the dead body to pigs, you might want to read a bit about this guy... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton  On March 10, 2004, it was revealed that human flesh may have been ground up and mixed with pork from the farm. This pork was never distributed commercially, but was handed out to friends and visitors of the farm. Another claim made is that he fed the bodies directly to his pigs.  Yeah only problem with Pickton the pig farmer there is a chance he didn't do it all by himself. He was a bit of tard and that is why he only ever got charged with second degree murder. At least 49 dead/missing but the guy gets 25 years with the possibility of parole. So the police didn't even have enough evidence on him to convict him on first degree murder. So he is either really smart or got away with it sort of or he is totally stupid and was just an accessorie.   I am still sticking to the theory that you shouldn't get rid/bury a body at night like SmokeSoapBar said between 3-5 A.M you are wrong Smoke that is the worst time. If I was walking back from the pub or club or from killing a random old person I would be suspicious if I saw a Male/Female digging a hole at that time. Do it bold as brass in the day. Start digging a hole for everyone to see if anyone asks do the crazy thing.  "I saw a treasure map in my dreams it told me to dig here. I am going to find Lucifer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I am rubber. You are glue.  And also a cunt.  Seriously, theres something about you. I read one of your posts and I want to hold you down and beat the shit out of you. What is that?  [sarcasm]Wow that sure told me, I'm actually wetting myself here.[/sarcasm]  Seriously, theres something about you.  Oh thats it your a twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 I am rubber. You are glue.  And also a cunt.  Seriously, theres something about you. I read one of your posts and I want to hold you down and beat the shit out of you. What is that?  [sarcasm]Wow that sure told me, I'm actually wetting myself here.[/sarcasm]  Seriously, theres something about you.  Oh thats it your a twat.  Yeah just come into a good thread and ruin it by flaming each other.  " I don't like you because you are glue blah blah"  "You are Twat"  So Grown up by both of you.  Fuck off to a forum that caters for both of you the "forum for intellectually challenged"  Internet Warriors i will slay thy with my mighty capital letters  FUCK OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I just made an on topic (and by my own admission shit) post in the thread and some cunt who I have hardly ever even exchanged posts with in the past decided to have a pop at me for some reason. Â Back on topic instead of trying to hide the body just dump it in a random house and set it on fire or if you know someone who left his or her house empty bury the body in their garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 22, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2011 If you are very good at covering your tracks bury it in the local Cemetary, pretty shit but all I can think of. Â He might be on to something here, is there any job that would give you private last access to a coffin before burial? No one would find a body in a coffin with another body unless the named body was excavated for some reason. Hell, you could even bury them alive if you drugged them so they didn't come to 'till they were under ground doing both killing and disposal in one sweep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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