The Soaps Thread

[wandshogun09]

NorthSeaTiger said:

Emmerdale for me. Maisie is just awesome...when they had her drunk and stumbling about she was hot but now she is a sex-obsessed minx makes her even better!! Although i think that Nathan is the least convincing tv hardman ever...For a start he is too clean-cut and his voice is too posh to sound threatening. Also has Natalie Robb who is well tidy, and some decent storylines too. Eastenders is way too dark sometimes, i know that happens in real life but very rarely could all that misery happen in such a small community. Corrie has the comedy timing down perfect. Norris especially. His line at the birthday party cracked me up.."Why do people congratulate you when you have a birthday at our age? Is it cause you haven't died yet?" Perfect delivery!!

 

Yeah Emmerdale's got some fit girls.

That Nathan in Emmerdale's such a wimpy pathetic excuse for a baddy. Almost every time I've seen him the same thing happens - he threatens someone, they look at him like they're gonna piss themselves and basically tell him to fuck off in a watershed friendly way and he just backs down. I think that's what the writers are going for though to be fair, a little rich mommy's boy throwing his weight around with no bollocks when someone gives it back.

Edited February 20, 2025 by wandshogun09

[Jimmy Rammstein]

I'm watching Eastenders at the moment, and is it me or has the cafe got bigger?

 

The living quarters of the Rovers on Corrie seemed to expand about a year or so ago, aswell.

[Nexus]

Drunk Phil Mitchell is back, and as awesome as ever.

 

Although, him doing drugs...intriguing.

[BionicRedneck]

Drunk Phil is about to become Crackhead Phil? It may well be TV's finest hour.

[Dillkid]

He has turned super heel! He is the clone of my father as well, banging on his kid's door kicking it down and trying to beat up the mum. It makes me hate him, when I'm not laughing at him.

[Jimmy Rammstein]

EastEnders looks like it'll be pissing all over Corrie for the forseable future. Phil's about to smoke a crack, whilst up North, John Stape shits his panties for the 59th time this week and Audrey gets diddled by Nigel Havers.

 

Come on, Street, step up a gear.

Edited August 6, 2010 by Jimmy Rammstein

[Dillkid]

EastEnders looks like it'll be pissing all over Corrie for the forseable future. Phil's about to smoke a crack, whilst up North, John Stape shits his panties for the 59th time this week and Audrey gets diddled by Nigel Havers.

 

Come on, Street, step up a gear.

It won't be long before Peter Barlow goes back on the drink, and Simon's Nan and Grandad take him away again. Enders and Corrie always seem to copy eachother somehow. Notice both shows currently have a person in a wheelchair, one has a storyline about gay people, the other has one about lesbians (Emmerdale joined in with this trend last time I watched properly in late May).

Edited August 6, 2010 by Dillkid

[Steveo2007]

EastEnders looks like it'll be pissing all over Corrie for the forseable future. Phil's about to smoke a crack, whilst up North, John Stape shits his panties for the 59th time this week and Audrey gets diddled by Nigel Havers.

 

Come on, Street, step up a gear.

It won't be long before Peter Barlow goes back on the drink, and Simon's Nan and Grandad take him away again. Enders and Corrie always seem to copy eachother somehow. Notice both shows currently have a person in a wheelchair, one has a storyline about gay people, the other has one about lesbians (Emmerdale joined in with this trend last time I watched properly in late May).

You mean Jack or that other annoying twat who's now left?

 

I loved how they brought Phill and that crack whore together.

[Jimmy Rammstein]

EastEnders looks like it'll be pissing all over Corrie for the forseable future. Phil's about to smoke a crack, whilst up North, John Stape shits his panties for the 59th time this week and Audrey gets diddled by Nigel Havers.

 

Come on, Street, step up a gear.

It won't be long before Peter Barlow goes back on the drink, and Simon's Nan and Grandad take him away again. Enders and Corrie always seem to copy eachother somehow. Notice both shows currently have a person in a wheelchair, one has a storyline about gay people, the other has one about lesbians (Emmerdale joined in with this trend last time I watched properly in late May).

 

The handicap in EastEnders left a few weeks ago. Good riddance, he was a terrible actor. Jack Branning's still in a chair though, isn't he?

[Magnum]

By all accounts the axing of Melissa Suffield was do to constant disciplinary issues. Shame, as she is a cracking little actress. As awful as Ben Mitchell is, I will miss his camp, hokey acting and delivery on the Square (the funniest thing I have seen on the show for years was the immortal 'You need slappin' dahn' line). They are also recasting Lauren Branning.

 

She's got cracking tits. She's a rubbish actress.

 

Unfortunately she also has Jimmy Carr's face. She is a fucking rubbish actress, though. That entire group of 15-18-year old characters they're pitching desperately at the Skins audience need to be immediately curb-stomped into pulp. At least the last time they had this big a group of annoying teens they had the decency to have Michelle Ryan and Brooke Kinsella lezzing off. They didn't even have the decency to have Lucas murder any of them or fart-faced Denise, surely the most permanently miserable character in Eastenders history, narrowly beating out laughing boy Mark Fowler.

 

They also have shite like re-inventing Darren Miller as a ladies' man. From shagging Big Fat Heather to shagging that blonde WAG wannabe - aye, right. There must be some right Revenge of the Nerds types in the Eastenders writing room with the obsession with making utter flids like Darren and Bradley irresistable to women.

 

And aye, that wheelchair kid was a creepy little fucker. Looked like a famished Peter Beardsley.

[Dillkid]

I meant both of them, but whilst on the subject of the crappier one who left - does anyone else think he looks alot like Bryan Danielson?

Edited August 6, 2010 by Dillkid

[Jimmy Rammstein]

Denise's sister is back. Jubblers~!

 

Yes I would. I love black lasses.

 

Though a few weeks back I had a lovely wank to Denise Johnson, or "fart face" as she shall now be known! She had a rather revealing red nightie on in a bedroom scene with Lucas, and I gave the pause and slo-mo buttons on the remote a run-out.

[The King Of Swing]

The only thing I can remember from Brookside is the incest story.

 

Is it true that that story pretty much killed the series?

[BionicRedneck]

I hope you're all watching Eastenders. Phil on crack is even better than I imagined.

[Dynamite Duane]

On the subject of soaps, anyone hear any news on when Mike Bisping will appear in Hollyoaks?