Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 20, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) Did he fuck a pig in front of the queen or something? I've been seeing mental headlines, but haven't read any articles because politics is boring - but had to come on here and try to get a summary of this Corbyn lad.There are plenty of reasons to attack Corbyn, depending on your politics and your views on the particular issues. The problem is, the media have completely shot their load in just over a week. I mean, it's nonstop. And they don't just attack him for his views, they lose their minds over every utterance he's ever made in 30 years as an MP. And they go even lower. The whole him fucking Diane Abbott thing. Is that relevant to anything? Not really. Nobody cares that Ed Balls and Yevette Cooper are married. But it's Corbyn, so they're going to use it. And anyone close to him as well. There's a story in one of the red tops about his great great grandfather owning a workhouse or something. They are laying into McDonnell for "sympathising" with the IRA. But of course, when you look at what was actually said, it's just utter nonsense. But good luck swimming against this tide. You know, I'm just now starting on a trajectory that will hopefully end with me working in journalism and the "journalism" I see every day at the moment, especially when it comes to Corbyn, it really makes me sick. Edited September 20, 2015 by SpursRiot2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted September 20, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2015 It would be hypocritical to take pleasure in the Mail of all newspapers reporting a scurrilous gossip story about David Cameron. Â Â On a similar note, Cameron put his dick in a dead pigs (no not thatcher) mouth, apparently. Â Ah, fuck it: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 20, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2015 You just need to look at David Cameron's face to know he definitely did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbacon85 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Twitter right now is fucking hilarious. Please go now. It doesn't get better than discovering the Prime Minister fucked a dead pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 20, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2015 Don't doubt it for a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted September 20, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) Charlie Brooker just tweeted a deleted scene from the Black Mirror debut episode script: Â Edited September 20, 2015 by JNLister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 20, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2015 I honestly don't believe I've ever spent so long laughing as when I just opened the Twitter app. Today is the best day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Wait, what? I'm too tired for anything to compute right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted September 20, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2015 The Mail has ran a story about Cameron having been part of some club where part of the initiation was he had to stick his dick in a dead pigs mouth. Â As you can imagine this is the best thing to happen on Twitter ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Well nothing Corbyn can do is topping that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Hahaha what a day  "keep it above the waist, pal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members herbie747 Posted September 21, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2015 LOL https://twitter.com/CameronPig/status/645746628897472513 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Whenever David Cameron holds up a pig for PR, his mind must flicker back to that incident, even if just for a split second Think the funniest thing about this is that this is one of the most widely joy-giving, least depressing things to happen in UK politics in my lifetime, and it involves animal necrophilia Edited September 21, 2015 by sj5522 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 21, 2015 Moderators Share Posted September 21, 2015 I hate Cameron as much as the next guy but I'm pretty sure it's not bestial necrophilia and he didn't get off on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 21, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2015 The thing is, as part of that shitty little Bullingdon Club, you can bet any money that he's been involved in loads of shit like this during his Oxford days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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