Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted December 31, 2009 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted December 31, 2009 As requested, and for those who didn't partake in Secret Santa: Â Happy New Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 As requested, and for those who didn't partake in Secret Santa:Â Happy New Year. Â That is going to be my pride and joy on my desk on Monday morning. thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted January 1, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2010 I shall be printing off a few copies for myself and a few friends who will love it. Good going Waterboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted January 5, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) Oh dear, my friend's got one... She just sent me this e-mail: Â That reminds me, at dinnertime, when we were walking to the shop, I said that I was sick of winter and that I was going to move somewhere hot like Fiji. Louise said, "Ooh, yes. I'm quite good at the haka." FFS. She thinks Fiji is in New Zealand, and it doesn't matter how many times we have this conversation, she STILL thinks Fiji is in New Zealand. She asked me what New Zealand was like once, and I said I'd never been. She said, "But I thought you said you'd been to Fiji." I explained to her then that it was an entirely different country, but she still can't get it into her head. Her reaction today when I reminded her that Fiji wasn't in New Zealand was, "Well, where IS it then?" As though it couldn't possibly be anywhere else. Â I'm getting irrationally annoyed just remembering it! Edited January 5, 2010 by Monkee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 5, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 5, 2010 What is the name of the Fijian war dance? Â I always remember the New Zealand Haka, and the Siva Tau of Samoa, but I always forget the name of Fiji's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted January 5, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2010 It's called the cibi apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted January 29, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 29, 2010 Guy at work had his birthday yesterday and he was running through his presents. These included a new pair of goggles and running shoes because he's competing in a triathlon soon. Â A co-worker asks: Â "So do you have to do ALL THREE things in a triathlon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 29, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted January 29, 2010 Someone in my office mentioned the other day that one of their friends had uploaded a school photo of her to Facebook. LOL, and all that. Â I mentioned that someone I went to school with had uploaded a class photo that I appeared in (at the tender age of 7). So Katie contributes to the conversation by saying that it must be interesting because it would be an "old fashioned type photo". Que raging conversation trying to convince with her and several other younger members of my office trying to convince them that we did indeed have colour photography in the 1980s, and it wasn't taken by a man with his head under a cloak, holding aloft a cup of flash powder. From there it went to them refusing to accept that computers existed at that point too. Bare in mind that Katie is only 9 years younger than me, hardly a technological era's worth of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shep Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 This seems as good a place as any to mention a cracking blog I have been following. Silent Koala not only works with an idiot, said idiot is his boss.  http://goodaftermornings.blogspot.com/  Enjoy it while you can, I think things are coming to a head and I am not sure Koala can take much more. My favourite recent highlight unfolds over two entries to give you a little flavour of the insanity -  http://goodaftermornings.blogspot.com/2010...ccountable.html  And the facepalm punchline -  http://goodaftermornings.blogspot.com/2010...mmediately.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Idiots. They are everywhere. Â Unfortunately, when they are at work, you have less of an opportunity to walk away or ignore their ramblings. In my case, I have to tolerate sitting opposite one of the most idiotic people I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 saw this, seemed appropriate: http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/677235 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveo2007 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 saw this, seemed appropriate: http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/677235 A woman I knew thought the same thing. She also thought that the sun rotated to become the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 13, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 13, 2010 saw this, seemed appropriate: http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/677235 A woman I knew thought the same thing. She also thought that the sun rotated to become the moon. I work with a girl that thought the moon was just what we called the sun at night. Â Today she on about how she loves smoking so much, that if tobacco becamse illegal, she'd just smoke paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 13, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 13, 2010 We got a girl at work today who thought that Winston Churchill was one of the presidents of the UK. Also, she thought Jesus was English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted February 13, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) My mum asked me what religion doesn't do christmas.    oh oh oh  Conversation from two of my housemates outside my room. Helen and Chris  Helen: Oh hi Chris, you look sporty, have you been out playing football?  Chris: Oh no, I've just been out with mates. We went climbing.  The next line I swear is not a joke.  Helen: Oh, really? Climbing? What's that? Is it like caving?  Me, from other side of the door: HELEN YOU FUCKING MORON. Edited February 13, 2010 by Zing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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