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I adore the SHITARSE 50, but hate hate hate the idea of a show. Even though you all think you're being wildly ironic, it goes against everything the SHITARSE 50 should stand for, like how Kriss Sprules thought he was a superstar after his audience multiplied by thousands over a video everyone was laughing at. People putting on shitty shows with awful matches to wank off their own egos or for a laugh is why this list exists in the first place. You'd just be giving these clueless fuckers reason to swan about going "I'm a shitarse, dontcha know? Put that on your poster when you pay me to perform in a terrible match that will possibly cripple someone and drive away anyone who sees it," when they should be either learning how not to be shitarses, or getting out of the business altogether. This isn't the X-Factor, and it's not Chico time.

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Erm, am i the only one that realises that Ronin hasn't actually appeared on the list yet? And more to the point hadn't been mentioned since the initial thread, weeks ago. Seems like a huge over reaction from someone who a)doesn't give a shit and b) HASN'T BEEN NAMED ON THE LIST.Oh and for all those peeps wondering where the new shitarses are, Moj did say on here yesterday, that due to work commitments, he wouldn't be able to post them until the evening(s). So we''ll just have to wait until later for the next batch

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WE KNOW WHAT'S BEST. WE'RE THE INTERNET.

You do realise that "The Internet" isn't some collective Ronin-hating Group Mind, right? It's just a bunch of people on a forum in this instance who think you're a shite wrestler. Get over it, if that's the worst thing anyone ever says about you you're doing pretty bloody well. You're clearly not ever going to actually take anyone's opinion on board, and shame on you for not being willing to do so, so the best you can do is just ignore and not dig any deeper a hole for yourself.

mc no one remember the mc not even fit enough to ref

I'm sorry but are you serious? A quality MC can make an absolute WORLD of difference to a show, it is in my opinion one of the most important jobs on the show. I have no idea if Moj himself is any good, I'm sure the promoters he's worked for will be able to tell you that, but this dismissal of the role makes me very skeptical about LPW in general. Why on Earth would you post that? What difference does it really make? Has anyone else come on here and ranted in such a baffling way? The mind boggles.
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To be honest, I was aiming for a magazine feature, in Fighting Spirit or something like that, or even on The Suns wrestling section on their website, any type of major editorial wrestlingwise.

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mc no one remember the mc not even fit enough to ref

I'm sorry but are you serious? A quality MC can make an absolute WORLD of difference to a show, it is in my opinion one of the most important jobs on the show. I have no idea if Moj himself is any good, I'm sure the promoters he's worked for will be able to tell you that, but this dismissal of the role makes me very skeptical about LPW in general.
Alexander, C-Dude and myself have all ring announced for LPW - the first time I did it, I was asked 10 minutes before the show started. I'm glad to know our contributions to the show were valued.
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Alexander, C-Dude and myself have all ring announced for Blah blah blah one fall blah blah time limit blah weighing in at blah blah wah.

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I adore the SHITARSE 50, but hate hate hate the idea of a show. Even though you all think you're being wildly ironic, it goes against everything the SHITARSE 50 should stand for, like how Kriss Sprules thought he was a superstar after his audience multiplied by thousands over a video everyone was laughing at. People putting on shitty shows with awful matches to wank off their own egos or for a laugh is why this list exists in the first place. You'd just be giving these clueless fuckers reason to swan about going "I'm a shitarse, dontcha know? Put that on your poster when you pay me to perform in a terrible match that will possibly cripple someone and drive away anyone who sees it," when they should be either learning how not to be shitarses, or getting out of the business altogether. This isn't the X-Factor, and it's not Chico time.

You're absolutely right, but the fact that everything about putting on a SHITARSE show would be so very wrong is what makes it so very good.Plus, if you have all the SHITARSES together on their own separate circus freak-show card, then they can't be out there stinking up proper wrestling shows up and down the country.
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You're absolutely right, but the fact that everything about putting on a SHITARSE show would be so very wrong is what makes it so very good.Plus, if you have all the SHITARSES together on their own separate circus freak-show card, then they can't be out there stinking up proper wrestling shows up and down the country.

Nah, this isn't like going to the cinema all boozed up and cheering at the memorable scenes in an awful b-movie, no matter what anyone says by way of justification, it's just a have your cake and eat it thing where you'd get to bemoan the very existance of the shitarses, while also seeing them in "action," and I'm guessing you'd be filled with just as much self loathing and shame if you'd sat down to watch the Thundercats boxed set you bought because, well, WHO REMEMBERS THUNDERCATS??? GREAT WEREN'T IT??5 o'clock is the evening. We're waiting :angry:
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WE KNOW WHAT'S BEST. WE'RE THE INTERNET.

You do realise that "The Internet" isn't some collective Ronin-hating Group Mind, right? It's just a bunch of people on a forum in this instance who think you're a shite wrestler. Get over it, if that's the worst thing anyone ever says about you you're doing pretty bloody well. You're clearly not ever going to actually take anyone's opinion on board, and shame on you for not being willing to do so, so the best you can do is just ignore and not dig any deeper a hole for yourself.

mc no one remember the mc not even fit enough to ref

I'm sorry but are you serious? A quality MC can make an absolute WORLD of difference to a show, it is in my opinion one of the most important jobs on the show. I have no idea if Moj himself is any good, I'm sure the promoters he's worked for will be able to tell you that, but this dismissal of the role makes me very skeptical about LPW in general. Why on Earth would you post that? What difference does it really make? Has anyone else come on here and ranted in such a baffling way? The mind boggles.
Yeah. Also, MOJ has body cancer or something. His physical activity is pretty much limited to spewing bile.
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mc no one remember the mc not even fit enough to ref

I'm sorry but are you serious? A quality MC can make an absolute WORLD of difference to a show, it is in my opinion one of the most important jobs on the show. I have no idea if Moj himself is any good, I'm sure the promoters he's worked for will be able to tell you that, but this dismissal of the role makes me very skeptical about LPW in general.
Alexander, C-Dude and myself have all ring announced for LPW - the first time I did it, I was asked 10 minutes before the show started. I'm glad to know our contributions to the show were valued.
I make a well sexy MC.
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mc no one remember the mc not even fit enough to ref

I'm sorry but are you serious? A quality MC can make an absolute WORLD of difference to a show, it is in my opinion one of the most important jobs on the show. I have no idea if Moj himself is any good, I'm sure the promoters he's worked for will be able to tell you that, but this dismissal of the role makes me very skeptical about LPW in general.
Alexander, C-Dude and myself have all ring announced for LPW - the first time I did it, I was asked 10 minutes before the show started. I'm glad to know our contributions to the show were valued.
I make a well sexy MC.
Gotta make a sexy something I suppose!With regards to the MC; I think many people who attended the Lucha Libre London shows would agree that the MC there was amazing and really got everyone in to the shows!
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I am not angry about moj I feel sad for him. I mean I am ex bouncer, chartered engineer, married two kids, and karate instructor.Pro wrestler, promoter and live in England. So I am quite lucky.

Anyone can have kids, have you seen Jeremy Kyle sunshine? I'm also worked as a DOORMAN in the Wrexham/Merseyside Area off and on for the past 5 years, in fact 3 years ago it was my major source of income. It doesan't make it you any good at anything. Just means you didn't mind paying through your arse for your SIA. Engineer? Well done sir, it's amazing how they change the job title for binmen and people these days.
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There's nothing I can add to the Ronin thing. So I won't.As far as contributions go - oh fuck aye, appreciation money can be Paypaled to newportmoj@hotmail.com. The idea of doing a show was very much a joke. Although if I get hundreds of pounds...Sickboy -don't panic, if I *was* going to give my blessing to an 'ironic' shitarse show, it'd be done in such a way that it doesn't harm the business - it'd be a busman's holiday of sorts. It'd be the rough equivalent of the Disney animators making porn with Mickey and Minnie in order to amuse themselves and relieve the stress of work. Which they did. All the time.NEW SHITARSES COMING UP SOON

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