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I watch criminal minds so like to think I am a psychological profiler. I mean some on here watch wwe and think they are authorities on wrestling.

Lets just analyse so of his blogs and posts

Well, I spent my weekend productively, gathering sleaze and posting it on an internet forum. I rock.

From this I see a sleazy person with no social life probably into kiddie porn and such like. Bullied at school probably by fat people hence his dislike of me.

Like wrestling because he thought it would make him tough found he could only be an mc (big gob no bollocks) his hate of the wrestlers getting over with the fans especially the kids.

 

WE KNOW WHAT'S BEST. WE'RE THE INTERNET.

 

This statement shows that he marks for himself may be a little to much. Thinks he is the whole internet, power crazed this is the sign of a bullied no mark who represses hatred towards normal people. His life is dull I mean there is not much use for bank managers in Wales there is no money and no jobs so he just sits at his computer planning how he will rule the internet.

 

About me:

I'm a fulltime bank manager and part-time pro wrestling MC. I'd quite like to reverse the roles. I spend my spare time idly fantasising about murdering my ex-housemate with a claw hammer.

 

This says it all really.

 

I am not angry about moj I feel sad for him.

I mean I am ex bouncer, chartered engineer, married two kids, and karate instructor.

Pro wrestler, promoter and live in England. So I am quite lucky.

 

Moj

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ps joe the lionthis thread is the best laugh i have had in ages get moj to ask his LPW insider. i have even got a new move dedicated to this thread.i have renamed the stink face the shitarse 50 number 2 and now do it which the crowd think is funny.

Sorry my mistake. I thought you were doing the whole "I'm not bovvered" bit in order to disguise how upset you really are on the inside.I now understand that this is not the case, you really aren't upset by this in the slightest, you don't care about the fact that you can't work. Excellent.
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ps joe the lion this thread is the best laugh i have had in ages get moj to ask his LPW insider. i have even got a new move dedicated to this thread.i have renamed the stink face the shitarse 50 number 2 and now do it which the crowd think is funny.

How do they know? Do you stop before the move and shout "This is now called the shitarse 50 no 2!" and do they really laugh at this? Or just you in general (at and with is an important distinction here)Oh and no-one gives a shit if you have kids and a wife (well unless you're a secret paedo, in which case they do but it's bad and you should stop touching them at night) we're talking about your wrestling career. Now granted you could respond by pointing out moj is clearly a shit bank manager, as he spends more time bunking of work to make silly internet lists than he does working, but he probably knows that, so doubt it'd phase him.Do you know you're shit?
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How in the fuck should I know?Maybe Moj just ordered them alphabetically maybe he did it by who got the highest vote on a list, or by who got more votes.*waits for hage*

Why would I care about your pointless squabble with another total helmet?Btw, I recognise that I was being a dick before. So I'm kinda sorry about that. But not really that much, because I still think you're an absolute twat.PS I'd rather not continue this discussion in here, so I won't respond to any reply. Ronin is fucking hilarious and I don't want to detract from that. Edited by Who has called me Hage?
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ps joe the lion this thread is the best laugh i have had in ages get moj to ask his LPW insider. i have even got a new move dedicated to this thread.i have renamed the stink face the shitarse 50 number 2 and now do it which the crowd think is funny.

How do they know? Do you stop before the move and shout "This is now called the shitarse 50 no 2!" and do they really laugh at this? Or just you in general (at and with is an important distinction here)Oh and no-one gives a shit if you have kids and a wife (well unless you're a secret paedo, in which case they do but it's bad and you should stop touching them at night) we're talking about your wrestling career. Now granted you could respond by pointing out moj is clearly a shit bank manager, as he spends more time bunking of work to make silly internet lists than he does working, but he probably knows that, so doubt it'd phase him.Do you know you're shit?
i dont think he does, he must be blocking it out. Even if he makes number 2, which is highly likely, he'll probably blame it all on politics and say the internet doesnt know anything instead of actually attempting to get better by maybe seeking out a good wrestling school.
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probably into kiddie porn and such like.

Even if he were into kiddie porn, at least he hasn't

married two kids

Who's the real deviant here? This list is hilarious by the way, my favourite on-topic project in a long time. I think it's absolutely necessary as well. So many shows I've been to have featured performers that left me totally embarrassed to be a fan, and these people need to be vilified if the scene is to continue improving. Edited by JLM
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Word to the wise - if you're on the list, DO NOT RESPOND IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. IT CANNOT DO YOU ANY GOOD. YOU SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET BETTER, SO JUST KEEP DOING THAT AND HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL NOTICE AND YOU'LL GET MORE JOBS AND STUFF. PROMOTERS YOU WANT TO WORK FOR DON'T LOOK AT LISTS LIKE THIS ALL THAT SERIOUSLY. THEY DON'T LOOK TOO SERIOUSLY AT WORKERS WHO GET UPSET BY IT, EITHER. SO SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SERIOUSLY. SSSSSSHHHHHHH. NO. SSSSHHHH.

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So apart from being a shitarse, Ronin is a racist too.Nice work.

Oh come on, he might be an awful wrestler, a stunning twat, and quite possibly a paedophile (his bringing kiddy porn into this so readily tells me he actually touches his children at night, in a bad way) but lets be fair here.He'd be alot stranger if he didn't take the piss out of the welsh :sneaky:
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