Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 8, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 I cant belive how brave and hard this woman is;   I'm high risk so i could never do this anyway, but omg to the women with low risk births who have the guts to do this!!!!!!!!!!  And at the opposite end...  massive baby is born not breathing after his mum was cut 4 times! (yes thats cut as in, cut open the bit of skin inbetween the vagina and asshole!)    This poor girl tears bad internally im so petrified  ^Excellent commentary on the last one, allthough i would have smacked one of the midwives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 8, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 What they never seem to show on the birth shows is how many times you shit yourself while pushing.I was trying to explain this one to dear little brother earlier.For the women that are blessed to not have constipation they can at least try and push some out on the loo before baby appears, but in the majority of cases youve got no chance. Your given the choice to have an enema before hand, but some midwives say that the poo comming out is a good thing because they can see that the babys head is moving down and pushing out the poop.Or you could be a health care professional like myself, and just not give a damn! shits shit!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezage Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 He has money?!Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense. Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 8, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 He has money?!Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense. Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant.or maybe i was Bi all along? ever considered that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klown Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 wonder if there will be a live discusson thread from the delivery table when the big event goes down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 8, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 wonder if there will be a live discusson thread from the delivery table when the big event goes downThats nothing, all of our friends have planned that they all have a week off around my due date so that when i go into labour they all get together and have a betting night.inluding, the weight of the baby, sex etc.I wanna know the sex at 20wks so its gonna be tough keeping it a secret! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezage Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 He has money?!Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense. Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant.or maybe i was Bi all along? ever considered that?No. As you made a post going 'ive never had feelings about a guy like this before. omgomg. but richard is so special and i think i wanna spend forever with him. helppp!!!!'So, yeah, you were definitely a 'lesbian' at one point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 8, 2008 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 are you in here just to troll?if you dont like me, stop following me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezage Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I think it's become pretty obvious that I am.I have no problem with you, I'm just pointing out the facts, love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopper Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 are you in here just to troll?if you dont like me, stop following me!To be fair, the topic title does say "All join in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezage Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I think she was implying everyone should have accidental pregnancies too so she wouldn't feel so bad.Not definite, like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted March 8, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2008 He has money?!Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense. Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant.You see, thats missing out on work, housing, family arguments, deadbeat boyfriends and money.So much to catch up on. I need to spend more time on the UKFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezage Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Just ask her.I'm sure she'd be happy to pretend to be offended but still tell you as she craves the attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikester Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 He has money?!Yes, it's given to him through tax payers, due to his low income. Try to keep up.Sometimes I wish there was a thread that was just the MAT timeline. Its too annoying having to trawl the shitloads of other threads to find it all so i could try to figure out past vs present.I thought TNA made no sense. Basically, on a short time line.Lesbian - bi - straight - pregnant.You see, thats missing out on work, housing, family arguments, deadbeat boyfriends and money.So much to catch up on. I need to spend more time on the UKFF.Which in another thread she also implied that she hadn't even passed her driving test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbucklepads Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 are you in here just to troll?if you dont like me, stop following me!Are you looking for somewhere to live still? Cos if you are then I'm sure I could convince my girlfriend to allow you to move in with us, we are looking to spice up our sex lives so if you are into 3 in the bed then rent would be free. I remember when you posted those slutty pics of yourself ages ago she thought you were pretty, so fingers crossed that will be enough to make her a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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