Fat Boy Mendoza Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 After reading the "Most Embarrassing" thread a few weeks back I noticed that a lot of the things that were posted weren't actually embarrassing at all. A lot of people were posting things to boast of under the disguise of being embarrassing.  This is what I am proposing. I want to hear your deepest, darkest, most depraved confessions. Do you like to dress up as a baby and be spanked ? Do you have a penchant for bestiality porn ? Are you a member of Frank Bough's sex dungeon ?? I want to hear all the secrets that you have never told anyone and would never tell anyone unless it was anonymous.  All the secrets that you have in your head I want to know them (and so do most of the UKFF I'm guessing). We're a sick group like that.  I have set up an email address  fatboyukff@hotmail.co.uk  for you to email me your deepest darkest secrets. I will then post them in this thread for everyone to read. I won't post who has sent me what but if you would prefer you could send me an anonymous email.  So come on, let's hear what you strange, sicker, fuckers have inside your filthy little minds. I DON'T want to read anything related to kids so if you are telling me that you regularly like to fuck little people then you had better be talking about leprechauns and not kids. Let's keep this a nice clean family thread.......kinda ;-)  I have a few of my own to post but obviously I won't post until I have received some other submissions to keep my submissions anonymous.  Open to you then you sordid bunch............  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 OK here's the first one... Â I CAUGHT ONE OF MY MALE MATES BLOWING A FORTY YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN IN THE FOREST. HE SAID HE WASN'T GAY. I WASN'T SO SURE. I DON'T SEE HIM ANYMORE...BECAUSE HE'S GAY. Â Not bad to get the ball rolling but it would have been more of a confession if you were the guy doing the "BLOWING" rather than the mate who caught him. Â Now that we are under way, let's hear some more.; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted April 4, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 4, 2011 Anonymous? That is so obviously bAzTNM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 Anonymous? That is so obviously bAzTNM. Â I can neither confirm nor deny this statement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted April 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2011 I move to rename this "Fat Boy Mendoza's blackmail thread." Â I give it a week before he tells us his demands, before naming and shaming whoever it is that wanks over his mam's bras, pulls his sisters knickers out of the wash basket and sniffs them, and plays "I'm Natasha Henstridge" with his mates after school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tom Posted April 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2011 I move to rename this "Fat Boy Mendoza's blackmail thread." Â I give it a week before he tells us his demands, before naming and shaming whoever it is that wanks over his mam's bras, pulls his sisters knickers out of the wash basket and sniffs them, and plays "I'm Natasha Henstridge" with his mates after school. But you've just told everyone, he can't blackmail you now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 I move to rename this "Fat Boy Mendoza's blackmail thread." Â I give it a week before he tells us his demands, before naming and shaming whoever it is that wanks over his mam's bras, pulls his sisters knickers out of the wash basket and sniffs them, and plays "I'm Natasha Henstridge" with his mates after school. Â Curses ! My plans have been foiled ! Â Well if you don't want to be blackmailed by me (it's been a while since I have typed that sentence !) then create a new email account and email me from there. It's all perfectly safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 Confession number 2  WARNING - WRESTLEMANIA SPOILERS ARE IN THE SPOILER TAGS  my friend is pissed of with me for giving him a lapdance when <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler cody rhodes won  [close spoiler] ");document.close();at mania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted April 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2011 Confession number 2 WARNING - WRESTLEMANIA SPOILERS ARE IN THE SPOILER TAGS  my friend is pissed of with me for giving him a lapdance when <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler cody rhodes won  [close spoiler] ");document.close();at mania  Blatantly Carbomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2011 I move to rename this "Fat Boy Mendoza's blackmail thread." Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted April 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2011 Anonymous? That is so obviously bAzTNM. Wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Confession number 3 - and it's a good'un !!!  Hello there, Being a nosey kid, I had a rummage through my parents wardrobe several years ago. Amongst the usual couple of smutty videos (which I had wanked off to many times), I spotted something new poking out of the top shelf. Lord help me, my heart jumped a beat when I found out it was a camcorder.  I was a bit of a dumb kid, but even I knew there was gonna be something porny on it. So I switch it on and of course it's my folks going at it. A normal kid would've switched it off, but I rewinded it to the beginning and watched it from start to finish. Twice. After this, I felt an urge to have a tug so I rushed upstairs and pulled myself silly then rushed back to school.  I occasionally have flashbacks to my Mum frigging herself off, Pa posing with a boner in the shower and the pair of them going at it on the living room floor with the Christmas decorations in the background.  I'm so sorry.  Now this is what I'm talking about !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted April 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2011 Interesting thread but these are so blatantly fictional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Next confession...  I went with a hooker one time. She is blowing me behind this abandoned building. She isn't even getting me hard right? She's sucking away. Takes my cock out of her mouth and says "I need to get a johnny for that off my friend!", so she goes up to her friend, and both of them dive into a rushing to the pavement car and they run off with my five pound note. I never came. I'm standing there waiting to get finished up. Cunts. 110% true.  I love this one, it made me chuckle.  P.S Fat Boy Mendoza is a guaranteed Baby Face. There are no heel turns to be done here. I won't be naming and shaming peeps but I will say that these confessions have come from 4 separate email addresses so unless someone is making multiple email accounts they have come from different people. I like to think that they are all 100% true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 He can't, they're anonymous emails... unless anyone is stupid enough to use an email address like kenny_mcbride@paedosmile.com or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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