RancidPunx Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I dont mind showing my name. Back in 08 I was in the pub with some work mates. We hit the hospital bar (Lewis club) for a few, then scattered over to Coach and horse. Not really alot of people in there but was fun. We all started dancing. I fancied this woman who is about 7 years older than me. My mates are trying to set us up, she says she likes me but I'm just too young. We start dancing etc. Anyways I sit down for a minute and this skank comes and gives me a lap dance. We laugh and then she leaves. I go outside later for a smoke and there she is again. She talks to me and basically inuendo occurs and she walks off. I walk after her and stand and chat. We start kissing and then she says she wants to go for a walk. We walk off and go behind Lewisham Registry office. We start kissing, next thing she starts sucking me off and we go at it. Now at this point I had a girlfriend and as soon I've shot me bolt, I start feeling guilty, I know, a little late right? So I panic I tell the girl to wait by the gate I need to phone my friend. I phone him panicing. "Oh shit I've just fucked someone at Lewisham Registry office, what do I do?" He asked "Does she know your name?" "no" "does she have your number?" "No" "Well then get the fuck out of there" SO I do the manly thing. I climb over the wall to where I work in Lewisham hospital, cut through my office and fuck off home  Thread delivers right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Maverick Posted March 25, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 25, 2013 Yeah, two years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 25, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 25, 2013 What the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 That's actually a pretty good bump for an 18 month old topic, purely for the quote in the first post. I DEMAND MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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