UKFF Census 2024 - Results!

[Monkee]

This is brilliant. I’d totally forgotten about this and can’t remember most of my answers but I do spit a few when there’s only 1 vote next to it. I do have a question though…

Who met Cliff Richard?

Edited Tuesday at 09:19 PM by Monkee
Acknowledging the typo but leaving it there. Good moaning.

[Jazzy G]

I can't help but notice that God Only Knows by the Beach Boys is on that favourite songs list twice, but presumably hasn't been picked up on because of the different formatting of the way it was answered? 

[King Coconut]

Are you implying that the census results are unreliable? 

[Mr_Danger]

Clearly Frankie has gone all Dems 2020 with the results as to put Bruce on top. We all just have to trust that he knows best as we are all too lazy to do otherwise.

[Frankie Crisp]

1 hour ago, Jazzy G said:

I can't help but notice that God Only Knows by the Beach Boys is on that favourite songs list twice, but presumably hasn't been picked up on because of the different formatting of the way it was answered? 

From the previous page, Geofferson:

On 9/22/2026 at 2:46 PM, Frankie Crisp said:

There were so many spelling variations for nearly every free text category, a few things inevitably slipped through. I’ll try to do another clean up.

Going to do a clean up later on after me tea (not dinner).

[Mr_Danger]

So did all the lunch nonces call the women who served them their mid day meals in school lunch ladies? Was the laughter lost when watching the strangely revered Victoria Wood sitcom Dinner Ladies because of the confusion of the name? Are you all posh?

[gmoney]

Enjoy your Dairylea Dinnerbles did you? 

[Mr_Danger]

11 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Enjoy your Dairylea Dinnerbles did you? 

Perfect for a packed lunch that we’d eat at dinner time.

[gmoney]

I hope you kept them refrigerated if you' were waiting that long to eat them. 

[JLM]

Breakfast lunch and dinner for me. Spent many years in different parts of the North west but never adopted “tea” for the evening meal either. Lunch ladies sounds far too American. I guess I square away school dinner/dinner ladies in my head because they serve dinner-esque hot meals despite it being lunch time. 
 

Just a grotesquely dull paragraph there. I will add that the under appreciated sitcom Girls5Eva has a male school cafeteria worker who refers to himself as a Lunch Lord and I love that very much. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

3 hours ago, Jazzy G said:

I can't help but notice that God Only Knows by the Beach Boys is on that favourite songs list twice, but presumably hasn't been picked up on because of the different formatting of the way it was answered? 

 

On 9/22/2026 at 12:15 PM, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAFZ5cVqw_pE&si=L0fhqut3n4tMaAb9

So above is the playlist of everyone who cast a vote. Its a disgrace that Beetlebum is top and has 2 votes because when you read through it God Only Knows is actually voted for 3 times. If I've got anything wrong then let me know. 

Thanks for paying attention Carol Voldermort. 

[Frankie Crisp]

Right, I’ve done a tidy up. Not much has changed unless you care about Volkswagens or Breaking Bad, and the Beach Boys nonces can calm down now.

 

[Jazzy G]

3 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

 

Thanks for paying attention Carol Voldermort. 

I'm better at the letters round, to be honest. 

[Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz]

I was trying to remember if I did this at the time and looking at the results, yes, I did. Interesting to see all the stats