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AEW Dynamite Thread 2022


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2 hours ago, Infinity Land said:

True

 

Made me half choke up seeing that. It’s just wonderful. They have went above and beyond for -1 and the Rest of the family. That could be a one-off just for him, instead he and the family will make a pretty penny off it as well as him always having a toy with his dad. 

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Bit of a mixed bag go home show!

Punk and MJF are in a different stratosphere right now. What an incredible feud. It's funny how I was desperate for heel CM Punk to make a comeback, but here he is doing the best babyface work in decades. Sold the PPV on this match alone.

After shitting on him for a year, credit to Jericho. Read the room and turned the nauseating babyface shtick on its head.  Just missing a Kingston promo to really put this over the line.

Battle Royals are fun and AEW have got a lot better at them. Overkill though. I was completely checked out by the time Brock Anderson and his mate came in. I'm still baffled by the booking of the tag division. 

Britt vs Rosa is a massive let down. They've done such a shit job of building Rosa I don't care if she wins or loses. 

Malakai Black SUCKS. Sorry. Some people just shouldn't get to handle their own creative. Hell, WWE did a better job of maintaining his badass aura than this. The stuff with Penta and Pac is just terrible (don't get me started on Alex) and has massively reduced their stock. 

I know everyone rolls their eyes at the "AEW doesn't cater to 'casuals'" stuff, but there's merit to it. I watch Dynamite. I never use twitter. I still have no fucking clue who Danhousen is. Why is this bush league looking clown popping up from under the ring and pointing at people? Until AEW gives me a reason to care I'm gonna resent him as much as JR blatantly does.

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33 minutes ago, Mr Butternut Squash said:

Why is this bush league looking clown popping up from under the ring and pointing at people?

Be Cursed!! 

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5 minutes ago, TheWood said:

I'd be embarrassed the same way that you are when your mum walks in on you wanking to porn, if someone walked in during a Danhuasen segment. Danhausen?

Shitehausen can get into the binhausen.

That'd be your fault for wanking to him.

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11 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

That'd be your fault for wanking to him.

I've seen B list actors have more charisma than that clown. I bet Old Man Jones would hate the bellend too. Good for him on conning the stupid marks into buying merch but nah his gimmick's not for me. Wrestling is cringey yeah but a 40 year old man dressing like a juggalo is only acceptable if your name is Sting, and even then its questionable.

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3 minutes ago, TheWood said:

I've seen B list actors have more charisma than that clown. I bet Old Man Jones would hate the bellend too. Good for him on conning the stupid marks into buying merch but nah his gimmick's not for me. Wrestling is cringey yeah but a 40 year old man dressing like a juggalo is only acceptable if your name is Sting, and even then its questionable.

If Danhousen cried like it seems you are typing this, then the little red makeup he wears beneath his eyes would run 

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Just now, Louch said:

If Danhousen cried like it seems you are typing this, then the little red makeup he wears beneath his eyes would run 

I cry everytime he comes on the screen, If only some vet stretched him out for killing the biz

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Just now, TheWood said:

I cry everytime he comes on the screen, If only some vet stretched him out for killing the biz

Ah you are one of those. Not worth the bother 

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43 minutes ago, TheWood said:

thanks for asking, no im not, Shitehausen is killing the biz

Yeah because Papa Shango, The Goon, Kiss Demon, Boogeyman, Hornswoggle, Big Dick Johnson, The Odditites, Max Moon, Jillian Hall's Mole and Mae Young popping out a hand from her fun sponge were incredible moments of biz history too.. 

 

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