Straight line missions and other silly adventure bollocks

[neil]

The king of "I know it was wrong but I did it anyway"

[SuperBacon]

"We're trying to be the first people to cross the Isle Of Man in a straight line"

"I don't give a shit about that"

I want to buy that man a pint.

[JNLister]

Just announced that in January he attempted straight line across England. Video coming May.

 

(To be fair, Hardest Geezer probably now holds unassailable records for both straight line and no roads.)

[neil]

Also asking for a video editor...strikes me as the type who pays in experience.

[Merzbow]

I've only just watched his two parter in Brum but it was worth it just to see him slip in shit, twice!

[gmoney]

37 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

I've only just watched his two parter in Brum but it was worth it just to see him slip in shit, twice!

 

 

[TheBurningRed]

He’s back with a new straight line mission. This time across England. 

 

[Merzbow]

He's lost his bottle here, shitting himself every 10 seconds about farmers seeing him.

[SuperBacon]

Ralphy?

[King Coconut]

40 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

He's lost his bottle here, shitting himself every 10 seconds about farmers seeing him.

But he's gonna be a dad! Can't have farmers shouting and walking slightly faster than usual towards you if you're gonna be a dad!

I think I might now just be hate-watching.

Edited May 29, 2024 by King Coconut
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[neil]

On 5/29/2024 at 4:50 PM, Merzbow said:

He's lost his bottle here, shitting himself every 10 seconds about farmers seeing him.

He's acting like Yvette Fielding on Most Haunted now...every minute going "Car over there, they've seen me, this ain't good, this is bad, oh they've driven off now that was a close call".

[SuperBacon]

This is dreadful. I see the two lads have done/are doing their own. 

I really would love it if they did it first.

[Merzbow]

It's like he saw the big reaction to him getting caught by that great old lad in the race and now everything has to be about getting caught, he's working but it's so bad.

[neil]

He done it didn't he!!! Perhaps the most boring and dull one yet. Been watching the Fieldhouse attempt and it is so hilarious to see them tackle it in a much more professional way while ripping the piss out of Geowizard the whole time.

[SuperBacon]

Warning, this is sponsored by Revolut and he shills during the video.

His Score Draw England shirt annoyed me as well (yes I'm a s/nob) but saying that, I enjoyed this more than the last series, but I think that's because I like seeing the different roads and places.