Straight line missions and other silly adventure bollocks

[SuperBacon]

I hope Welsh Greg disowns him.

[neil]

Not a shocker at all, especially after being bezzie mates with hardest geezer. It comes off in his vids that he is a snide cunt so reform voter tracks. I mostly watch his missions to see him fucking up, so will be an easy pass.

[neil]

Double post but whatever...also hilarious irony on his position being against people taking "illegal" travel to get to a destination. Maybe they should just make a "straight line mission from calais to dover" vid and that would be ok for Tom.

[FLips]

Since he outed himself, people have discovered lyrics to music off his new album and now it’s starting to track.

 

[SuperBacon]

Some would say he's veered right of the line.

Definitely not platinum. 

[Cousin Jim Bob]

I give him a month before he goes full on right wing grifter.

 

It is impressive how fucking stupid he is though. He could have easily just not followed Reform, Russel Brand etc on socials or had a 2nd account to do that. Instead he just doubled down on it all.

[SuperBacon]

Mate recommended me this and its superb. 

Travelling from Gloucestershire through the Thames to the North Sea, without leaving the river, ffs.

Had never heard of him, he comes across really well* sounds EXACTLY like that Francois the train lad and this is 100% madder anything Tom has done.

It gets a bit silly when he's crawling trough tiny water tunnels, and it massively annoys me he's chosen to do this in his bloody glasses, but it's worth a watch if you enjoy this sort of thing.

 

*I've not looked into his politics and I won't be to be honest.

[Merzbow]

I've posted before but Mole is the complete opposite to extreme walks, just the most chilled out treks from A to B or through a town and the most unproblematic person on youtube.

 

[SuperBacon]

On 2/21/2026 at 12:26 PM, SuperBacon said:

Mate recommended me this and its superb. 

Travelling from Gloucestershire through the Thames to the North Sea, without leaving the river, ffs.

Had never heard of him, he comes across really well* sounds EXACTLY like that Francois the train lad and this is 100% madder anything Tom has done.

It gets a bit silly when he's crawling trough tiny water tunnels, and it massively annoys me he's chosen to do this in his bloody glasses, but it's worth a watch if you enjoy this sort of thing.

 

*I've not looked into his politics and I won't be to be honest.

Finished this, a really lovely series and I got a bit emotional at the end.

Really recommend.

[Accident Prone]

I was looking for the podcast thread, and while searching found that I hadn't read the recent posts here since last Summer, just thought I'd have a quick gander to see how we're all taking the piss out of our favourite straight-liner.

And oh dear, oh dear. I was kinda expecting the Reform stuff after the Jordan Peterson love-in, but I'm still shocked as he's a well-travelled bloke who should know better. What a massive shame, and a massive wanker. I've unsubbed from him with gusto. Usually it takes longer for a YouTuber to out themselves as a massive bellend, this is a record.

[neil]

9 hours ago, Accident Prone said:

I'm still shocked as he's a well-travelled bloke who should know better

I wasn't, he has all the trademark signs of "the english abroad" and would regularly make fun of other nationalities while relying on their kindness.

[Accident Prone]

Probably naive of me, but I always took his cheap shots as him just playing up the CHEEKY GEEZAH, WAHEY character for the sake of the video, and not as him being an IRL bellend. Looking at it now though, it does fit in with the "You'd love it in Dubai mate, the streets are clean and everyone is well polite!" archetype.

[JNLister]

The world's easiest no-roads mission: 

 

[SuperBacon]

57 minutes ago, JNLister said:

The world's easiest no-roads mission: 

 

I really like this lads videos. This one is spot on and I liked the one he did on the Dartford Crossing. You're not allowed to cycle over so a free taxi comes and picks you up and drops you off.

Also, higher up the page I recommended it, but again can't recommend Ed Pratts stuff enough. A superb lad.

[Merzbow]

Reform nonce is doing a no-roads through Manchester, I'll likely stick in on later but it feels dirty even directly linking to him now. I'll downvote the video and feel better about myself.