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Straight line missions and other silly adventure bollocks


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On 7/11/2024 at 3:15 PM, neil said:

He done it didn't he!!! Perhaps the most boring and dull one yet. Been watching the Fieldhouse attempt and it is so hilarious to see them tackle it in a much more professional way while ripping the piss out of Geowizard the whole time.

Enjoyed the Fieldhouse attempt a lot, cracked me up every time they'd start singing the Geowizard theme.

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Yeah I really enjoyed that as well. Much like the Birmingham one, he seems to be a lot more relaxed and not as pressured as the straight line ones became, which seemed a massive chore for him as well as us.

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A little bit different, her videos popped up in my recommendations and she seems more inspired by Atomic Shrimp (who's also done walking videos).

She definitely needs to prepare more on future walks but she did make preparations to stay in a church for one of the nights.

 

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If you're wondering how Geowizard is going to die, he had a sudden "brainwave" during a Geoguesser video when he realised/noticed that when you give your answer it doesn't just show the distance from your guess to the actual location, but display it on the map as a straight line. He's now trying to figure out how to use that to create a straight line walk that balances being created this way in a genuine manner and being a realistic challenge.

As his first two tries were 28 miles in Iceland including a mountain bigger than anything in Britain and then a 47-yard walk straight down a road in Sweden, this idea may take some time to come to fruition.

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Tom gets dropped off blindfolded and has to make his way home. Verity is REALLY trying to get rid of him isn't she?

Quite enjoyed this one again. He seems to have got over his "twat" period.

He admits he got the idea from the absolutely gorgeous Wildbeare, so enjoy :)

 

 

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This is absolutely shit.

He also makes an incredibly off colour Moors murders joke that I'm amazed he left in. Looking CM Punk rough as well, being a new Dad clearly knackering him.

Shame as I've enjoyed the last few but there is nothing here.

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6 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

This is absolutely shit.

He also makes an incredibly off colour Moors murders joke that I'm amazed he left in. Looking CM Punk rough as well, being a new Dad clearly knackering him.

Shame as I've enjoyed the last few but there is nothing here.

Not content with ruining Verity’s weekends he had to go and ruin her entire life did he?

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He's dropped a "no roads mission" across London. Classic Tom as usual, declares a few rules "No trespassing" and "Nothing illegal" and then immediately is trespassing and doing illegal things. But what he really meant was his definition of what that is.

I haven't finished watching it, but he also hilariously assumed something was a bridge across a river. There was no bridge.

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On 8/25/2025 at 5:55 PM, neil said:

He's dropped a "no roads mission" across London. Classic Tom as usual, declares a few rules "No trespassing" and "Nothing illegal" and then immediately is trespassing and doing illegal things. But what he really meant was his definition of what that is.

I haven't finished watching it, but he also hilariously assumed something was a bridge across a river. There was no bridge.

This is absolutely shit.

I don't want to be a wet blanket or anything but there is a world of difference between walking across Welsh farmland and climbing over bloody schools and communal gardens in London.

Even if you haven't gone into someone's actual garden, imagine seeing a man climb about fences and into construction yards and the like. You'd be pretty shook up. I know I would be.

I was genuinely a bit pissed off watching this, and am not going to finish it.

Also hilarious that he thought Easter weekend would be quiet. Yeah course mate, only one of the busiest cities in the world. All the Londoners famously stay indoors or go away for the weekend for Jesus.

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