Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 2, 2021 Moderators Posted January 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Kaz Hayashi said: Another copper then pointed out how bright the stars were tonight, in depth, for ages (eh?). Your subconscious concocted a cover story, using images that wouldn't break your brain. You were abducted by aliens. Norman is an intergalatic warlord.
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted January 2, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 2, 2021 Hope you're ok, Kaz. Stay safe. Hopefully if anything does kick off Norman will be over with his old service revolver as quick as he can. As long as the 10 minute freeview isn't on.
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted January 2, 2021 Author Paid Members Posted January 2, 2021 1 minute ago, jazzygeofferz said: Hope you're ok, Kaz. Stay safe. Hopefully if anything does kick off Norman will be over with his old service revolver as quick as he can. As long as the 10 minute freeview isn't on. I’m fine mate, just a bit confused and wired about it. It’s a case of protective mode for my wife and 4 year old kicking in, but I don’t really understand from what, apart from Norman obviously.
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted January 2, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 2, 2021 Someone was stabbed to death on my doorstep a year or 2 back. I'm no fan of the police but I offered them some jaffa cakes purely so they'd think I was a nice law abiding guy and be less inclined to hassle me.
Members SuperBacon Posted January 2, 2021 Members Posted January 2, 2021 So what we've learnt from this thread is that people are so paranoid that the police think they're a wrongun, they have to act super nice to them to "throw them off the scent", and at least two UKFFers have had their houses searched by the filth. Interesting...
Mr_Danger Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Kaz Hayashi said: “I swear in the name of the queen, ‘WE’ did not order PPV pornography on the night Maureen went to bingo”
Mr Lawrence Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 I think Legit in on topic has found his fantasy.
TomJones233 Posted January 2, 2021 Posted January 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Bellenda Carlisle said: Someone was stabbed to death on my doorstep a year or 2 back. I'm no fan of the police but I offered them some jaffa cakes purely so they'd think I was a nice law abiding guy and be less inclined to hassle me. The Filth will thank you for the jaffas and then make up an excuse to hassle you. ACAB.
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 2, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 2, 2021 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: people are so paranoid that the police think they're a wrongun To be fair we have covered a wide range in our poster pool over the years; nonces, beasts, drug dealers, thieves, con men. Mind if obscure shitting habits ever gets outlawed this place is getting raided faster than light.
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted January 2, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 2, 2021 This sort of thing really boils my piss. If you order PPV porn, own up to it and pay the fucking bill, Norman!
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted January 2, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 2, 2021 Or he'll have "slipped" in the shower and somehow gotten something stuck up his arse. Bella, his mother, will be spinning in her grave. At least she won't have to deal with the judgemental eyes of the local fire brigade anymore...
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