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How Much Fatter Will Russell Crowe Get?


Devon Malcolm

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I watched Unhinged last night and I thought he looked really tubby in The Nice Guys a few years ago but he's absolutely massive in this. I think the constant psychopathic sweat he had on during this was real. Pretty fun film, too.

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I've been a big fan of how fat Russel Crowe is since I was amazed at his size in the Mummy reboot. It was the only thing I mentioned in my unhinged review on here. It's glorious, I hope he plays a planet one day.

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He's definitely the fattest A-list star around currently, isn't he? And unlike the rest of us, he can't blame the lockdown.

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We need more fat a-lister movie stars. John Candy, John Goodman, John Belushi, all the fat Johns, staples of my childhood. Jack Black isn’t even proper fat. My kids need more fat role models, I can’t do it on my own.

Fat angry woman hating Russell Crowe just sold that film to me.

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Russell Crowe in Unhinged looked like he'd just ate John Goodman and was getting the meat sweats.

Not sure why that movie got a bit of a kicking by the way, it's a fun thiller reminiscent of stuff you'd see in the 90s that struggles to get made nowadays.

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Resisting the temptation to haul them over his belly though, bless him.

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Love how he's holding his fag exactly like a fat bloke should in the bottom pic. You have to respect the dedication to the method.

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Russell Crowe has all of a sudden remembered his Taid came from Wrexham, and he's bumming us on twitter. So he's a slim handsome and even tempered gentleman.

 

Until he doesn't invest. Then fuck him, fuck his poetry and fuck 30 odd foot of grunts. He wasn't even good enough to be in fucking Pugwall. He's a waste. 

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6 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I watched Unhinged [] he's absolutely massive in this. I think the constant psychopathic sweat he had on during this was real.

Do you think he took the role cos he got to sit down in a car for almost all of it? He probably had a sack of pies on the passenger seat.

 

One thing I enjoyed in the film was from what I remember 

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He does outlandish stuff like kill people in broad daylight in busy places, things which would be too indiscreet for even the most hardened horror movie killer.

I liked the explanation as to why he does such unsubtle convoluted attacks without fear of getting apprehended, killed or any kind of reprisal, it was that he just doesn't give a shit.

 

 

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