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[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

4 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

pale but flaccid.  

 

[Keith Houchen]

Unlike Ric Flairs cock on his wedding night. At least I imagine so, never seen any of his wedding pics. 

[Thunderplex]

Sits, drumming his fingers.

[Guest]

[Surf Digby]

2 hours ago, King Coconut said:

Bums are better when they're shared.

Genuinely amazed that this took so long to appear in this thread.

[Guest]

Probably because that was the joke in the first place.

[Ronnie]

1 hour ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

I'm loving @Nostalgia Nonce's fat willy

[Onyx2]

On 8/18/2020 at 1:11 PM, Supremo said:

Big meaty men slapping meat

 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

2 hours ago, FelatioLips said:

 I can't lick it off or anything

 

[Carbomb]

4 hours ago, BomberPat said:

Taking each one out in turn and shoving the whole thing in his mouth

 

[SuperBacon]

19 minutes ago, Tamura said:

IANAL

[Carbomb]

1 hour ago, Accident Prone said:

I'm sweating and breathing heavily and there's bodily fluids flying everywhere.

 

1 hour ago, Accident Prone said:

getting them likely covered in my salty gland juices

 

[Onyx2]

On 9/4/2020 at 5:04 PM, DavidB6937 said:

Nothing will ever beat the feeling I got going into Virgin... I wish I could capture that excitement again.

 

[Keith Houchen]

On 9/24/2020 at 2:03 PM, Cod Eye said:

 I gobbled the lot and threw up after

 

[Keith Houchen]

2 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

his plug hole will be in a right state.