bobby dazzler Posted October 24, 2017 Posted October 24, 2017 Morrisey looks like T-Bag from Prison Break
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 26, 2017 Moderators Posted October 26, 2017 I'll be giggling about this until I'm in the ground. It's just the best.
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted October 26, 2017 Paid Members Posted October 26, 2017 It’s the pure insistence from both parties... “but I don’t need one”. ”... it stinks of shit”
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 31, 2017 Moderators Posted October 31, 2017 Urgh. As soon as he specifically named someone, I fucking knew it was going to end with a really laboured pun.
Members SuperBacon Posted November 1, 2017 Members Posted November 1, 2017 So this was fun. Thanks to the UKFFers for joining in the merriment. Still at 295 new notifications. Doesn't half make your phone hot though
Keith Houchen Posted November 1, 2017 Posted November 1, 2017 I may not have mentioned this to anyone ever, but Tinpot Tommy blocked me.
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 2, 2017 Paid Members Posted November 2, 2017 What did you do to upset him? Did you not dress up like this chap on the left (on the left, unlike Tommy amirite!)?
Members SuperBacon Posted November 2, 2017 Members Posted November 2, 2017 Hahaha, excellent. In all seriousness, how do celebrities or people with millions of followers EVER handle their notifications? I reckon I've got maybe 500ish notifications tonight and it messed my phone up big time. Whatsapp wouldn't work, I couldn't load pages, at one point it just turned off. Surely they have some kind of filter on at all times. For instance, I can't stand Piers Morgan, but he will quite regularly respond to a member of the public. How on earth is he seeing these replies when there are millions of the mad bastards?? Anyway, it was fun to be hounded for a night. Can go to sleep sound in the knowledge I've annoyed a load of weirdos. Twitter is fun sometimes.
Keith Houchen Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 You can set notifications to "Important" or something like that, then you're alerted to notifications from people you follow, something like that. Piers Morgan Is one of those who searches his name on Twitter, same as waxy lemon.
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted November 2, 2017 Paid Members Posted November 2, 2017 12 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: You can set notifications to "Important" or something like that, then you're alerted to notifications from people you follow, something like that. Piers Morgan Is one of those who searches his name on Twitter, same as waxy lemon. People who are verified can opt to only see notifications from other verified people. Keeps the shitmunchers out of their alerts.
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 2, 2017 Paid Members Posted November 2, 2017 Yeah I'd say Piers Morgan clearly isn't one of those, seeing as the thin-skinned walking penis reacts to plenty of tweets from norms.
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 2, 2017 Author Paid Members Posted November 2, 2017 He's mental enough for this to have about a 25% chance of being true.
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