Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 10, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 10, 2016 WHO'S MADE THE LIST? Gary Lineker (and family) Louise Redknapp Joel Dommett Emma Watson Arlene Foster Nick Grimshaw Joe Wicks Paloma Faith Andre Rieu Jared Leto Jack Whitehall Chris O'Dowd Russell Howard Peter Kay Katie Price Russell Brand Keith Lemon/Leigh Francis Milo Yiannopoulos Chris Martin Bono David Cameron The Grim Reaper 7. Piers Morgan 6. James Corden 5. Kanye West 4. Katie Hopkins 3. Michael Gove 2. Donald Trump 1. Nigel Farage Jamie Oliver (Honorary Winner) Absolutely not inspired by the new US President. Not at all. Let's make UKFF great again. If you don't remember or don't know what the Celebrity Twatlist was, it was a top 30 countdown (a list, if you like) of famous people (celebrities) that people on here think are twats (twats). The first three can be found in Gold, the fourth (which admittedly went up its own arse a bit) is lingering somewhere in the depths of Off Topic, if you want to read them. Previous winners include Katie Price, James Corden, John Terry and David Cameron. Why bring it back? The last list was made in spring 2014. It's been two and a half years. The world has changed. How does it work? - You send me a list of your Top 10 Twats, and reasons why, either by PM on here, or by email to jimbobfredericksson@hotmail.com. - Your number 1 Twat receives 10 points, number 2 gets 9, and so on. - I keep the scores and post the countdown, which will consist of the reveal of each celebrity and a write up based on your reasons for voting for them. (Keeping it simple this time round.) - Please include your UKFF username along with your list so I know who you are! - Most importantly, please include reasons for each person being on your list! This can be anything you like. It can be a couple of words or it can be pages long, but be as creative, as sweary, as colourful, as sincere or as ridiculous as you like. The bigger and more hilarious your reasons, the more fun the list will be in its final form. - You can vote for any public figure you like, world-famous or barely-famous, male or female, past or present. You can have Nigel Farage because he's a bigoted twat, and Binky off Made In Chelsea because you don't like her eyebrows. Or his eyebrows. I don't know which one Binky is. - The only exceptions are Yewtree celebrities. Don't vote for them, they won't count. We know they're twats and I'm not skilled enough to make writing about nonces entertaining. - Please don't post or include anecdotes or stories you've heard about celebrities. "My sister once saw ______ doing ______" or "I heard down the pub that ______ once ______ with a raccoon". We don't want any trouble! If you can send me your lists and reasons by Thursday November 24th (two weeks from today!), the list will start, with a twat a day, and end with the winner on Christmas Eve. Call it a Twatvent Calendar. So, get thinking, get sending, and feel free to canvas for your top picks in this thread. In the meantime… Michael Gove, what a bastard, eh? And that Jared Leto's a pain in the arse, isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 10, 2016 You know what, as much as I hate Donald Trump and everything he stands for, if I had one bullet and knew I was going to get away with the crime, I'd probably still put it through Keith Lemon's forehead before Trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Yes!! Twatlist is back!! LOVE this! Shall get thinking about suitable candidates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arn Anderson's Darb Posted November 10, 2016 Members Share Posted November 10, 2016 I need to watch some serious ITV2 before putting pen to paper on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Scouting around on google for inspiration and there's site that has the worst celebrities. Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, Simon Cowell, Kim Kardishian etc. And there's Heath Slater at 49. http://www.thetoptens.com/worst-celebrities/page3.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 10, 2016 Was number 48 "every other person in the world" and then Heath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 I was wondering when a new Twatlist was going to happen. And with a fresh pack of new celeb twats, I'm spoilt for choice! Good to see it back, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 10, 2016 You know what, as much as I hate Donald Trump and everything he stands for, if I had one bullet and knew I was going to get away with the crime, I'd probably still put it through Keith Lemon's forehead before Trump. If you somehow miss Ian, I've got your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I was thinking about this the other day so glad to see it back. King Ross from What Culture AKA That Cunt In The Crown needs to feature highly or there's something wrong with the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Just done a quick search, and if you want to read the previous ones: Celebrity Twatlist: Genesis (2009)- https://ukff.com/topic/114317-the-ukff-celebrity-twatlist/?fromsearch=1 Celebrity Twatlist II (2011)- https://ukff.com/topic/124652-the-second-ukff-celebrity-twatlist-the-countdown/?fromsearch=1 Celebrity Twatlist III (2012)- https://ukff.com/topic/131568-the-third-ukff-celebrity-twatlist-winner-revealed/?fromsearch=1 Celebrity Twatlist IV (2014)- https://ukff.com/topic/134329-the-ukff-celebrity-twatlist-iv/?fromsearch=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 11, 2016 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 11, 2016 Thanks Wyatt! Ian can now study where Keith Lemon placed previously in his bid to make him Top Twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I hope YouTube celebrities count. Because I know one twat that deserves to be riiiiiighhht on the liiiiiist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted November 11, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2016 I hope YouTube celebrities count. Because I know one twat that deserves to be riiiiiighhht on the liiiiiist Who be this bollock then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 11, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2016 I hope YouTube celebrities count.Being a YouTube celebrity is cause for nomination in many cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 I hope YouTube celebrities count. Because I know one twat that deserves to be riiiiiighhht on the liiiiiist Who be this bollock then? This is Keemstar, a shit stirrer who has a YouTube show called Drama Alert, dedicated to gossip about other YouTubers, and accusing people of being nonces. He once set a group of his fans on an elderly streamer who he wrongly accussed of being a paedophile and made him openly weep while he was streaming. (featured on this video. A horrible watch) He's also a massive racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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