UK Kat Von D Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I'm about to go to war with the local train station. They have built a new station, closer to where I live. Sounds great but there is a massive wooden fence preventing me from getting to it. I have to walk all the way past it, around past the old station then go back on myself adding ten minutes of unnecessary walking to my journey. They have a gate that is padlocked shut. For the past month or so I've just been climbing over the fence. Last week official looking people saw me do this and started mumbling to eachother, so I shouted "you should probably do something about that" thinking they would take the padlock off the gate. Instead they have planted trees where I jump over. I went into the ticket office the other day and asked why the gate was locked. He said it was because there is a fire hydrant behind the fence so the gate has to be locked. I said that didn't make any sense, so then he told me the residents had all wanted it locked. I told him I was a resident, then I was told to take it up with the council. I said I'd take care of it. The following night I went back with a drill and removed the padlock. The next two days were lovely as I could just walk through. Earlier I went to go through it and they have just put a second padlock on that can't be removed with a drill. Obviously this is now war. I don't know what my next move will be. I'm thinking of either removing the whole gate, getting an electric saw and cutting my own doorway or ordering some sulphuric acid from Amazon to try and burn the new lock off. Other options are installing a rope ladder, digging some kind of tunnel or just setting fire to the whole lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 15, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2016 Set off ten minutes earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 No, that is not an option. If I did that then the system wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 16, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2016 Jump the gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted September 16, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2016 (edited) I always give up my seat to any old woman/woman/invalid. I quite like standing up in the vestibule in trains. Train journeys I tend to go are short ones though. Edited September 16, 2016 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) I've bought some anti-hangover pills in preparation for going to Boston in a couple of weeks, which will be ten days of horrific debauchery. I'm going to road test them today in the name of science. This could potentially be a wonderful purchase. Edited September 17, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 It could also potentially be the snakiest oil ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2016 It had good reviews! Honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just because a pill works doesn't mean it works. Still, as long as it works, who gives a fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted September 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2016 I have to say Gus these strike me as aload off bollocks. What are they? Salt and rehydration pills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2016 Ru21. It has a testimony from a real doctor of some kind of science on the back. I'm planning to get blottoed so I can test these out first hand. When I wake up feeling luxurious and fresh as a daisy, you'll all be sorry for doubting Gus Mears and his wacky hangover pills then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted September 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2016 Take it from first hand experience doctors will say almost anything you want if you throw a few quid at them. Regardless I hope for your own well being that they work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 This doctor isn't named Nick Riviera from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College by any chance is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) I hardly think Dr Kenneth Krul PhD would be privy to this kind of shabby practice. Plus the packet says 'proven by science'. Science guys! Edited September 17, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted September 17, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2016 You can't argue with science to be fair. Is this the booze metaboliser? In theory it should work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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