Leary of Doom Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a wrestler called Gunn At Brawl For All he beat everyone But unfortunately for Bart That wasn't supposed to be his part So they fed him to Butterbean for fun  There once was a wrestler called Wright Who tried every gimmick in sight He was a voodoo sensation Then a fighter for The Nation Before representing ladies of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a geezer called Austin, Thanks to Owen we once nearly lost him, But he clung to his life, Then battered his wife, And you can bet the divorce it did cost him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 16, 2013 There was a young lady named Sytch If you could buy things with jizz she'd be rich You see poor Tammy's bloke Pimped her out for some coke But she left them all nursing an itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moofasa Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a wrestler called Randy, Steph thought he was sweet like her candy, Its not very clear, What age she was near, He should of just had a hand shandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Cooley Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a fellow named Owen, In the rafters his nerves were a-showin' But the harness was faulty, And rightly or notly, Said Vince, "The show must bloody well go'n!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1978kid Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 A Canadian wrestler named Bret Was the best that you ever could get In a match with young Shaun A scandal was born And he hasn't got over it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 16, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a wrestler called Masters Who saved his mum from disaster But he's still got two strikes They still said 'on your bike,' That wrestling group is a bastard. Â Â There once was a wrestler called Dolph Who started out caddying golf He became a cheerleader And then it gets weirder He's champion? [PICTURE OF ROLF] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a wrestler named Cena Who tried to doggy style Melina Out flipped her dick He pulled out quick And said, "Fuck, I thought you were a Diva!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stylin_and_Profilin Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a wrestler called Shawn Who partied till the crack of dawn He chucked Marty through the glass Shoved pills up his own ass But now he claims to be a christian re-born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Cooley Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a hombre called Eddie, For the title he wasn't quite ready, He got so addicted, To narcotics restricted, His heart rate just wouldn't stay steady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThumpSquids Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a God known as Bobby, Whose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum1993 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a wrestler named Brock His rise to the top was a shock His shooting star press Was one hell of a mess Just like that guy from The Flock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted May 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 16, 2013 There was a great worker called Kurt Who pretended his neck wasn't hurt From a cage he did fly Even though he might die For an impact zone full of perverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 16, 2013 Why are so many of you posting "rhymes" that only work if you mispronounce a word or put stress on the wrong syllable so it sounds completely unnatural when said aloud? IronSheik, on what planet does "Hogan" rhyme with "boring"? Â dAz, good efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Why are so many of you posting "rhymes" that only work if you mispronounce a word or put stress on the wrong syllable so it sounds completely unnatural when said aloud? IronSheik, on what planet does "Hogan" rhyme with "boring"? dAz, good efforts.  Hopefully just following on the tradition set by Randy Savage:  "Be a man Hulk, and don't be scurred. You're running from Macho, that's what I heard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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