IronSheik Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Stop making shit poems that aren't even limericks. Hahahaha.... So now you've learnt the rules of limericks you've joined the limericks police!? Tell me you were being ironic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_E_T_H_A_L Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 You should never mess with Scott Steiner Wrestling's biggest Internet whiner When he's in a sulk He'll tweet about Hulk Burying him like a Chilean miner  Do you remember the nWo Had 100 members or so Hall and Hogan and Nash Caused the ratings to crash and to TNN viewers would go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Stop making shit poems that aren't even limericks. Hahahaha.... So now you've learnt the rules of limericks you've joined the limericks police!? Tell me you were being ironic.... There once was a poster named Sheik, Whose limericks were clearly quite weak. He got into his head, To come into the thread, And post anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum1993 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 There once was a man named Chris Who WWE attempts to dismiss He killed his wife and his son Strangulation was the one Concussions says Nowinski-Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Windham Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Stop making shit poems that aren't even limericks. Hahahaha.... So now you've learnt the rules of limericks you've joined the limericks police!? Tell me you were being ironic.... There once was a poster named Sheik, Whose limericks were clearly quite weak. He got into his head, To come into the thread, And post anyway. Â Top stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_E_T_H_A_L Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 There once was a wrestler called Mick So hardcore and really quite sick He's a star on the telly But still looks a bit smelly The UKFF think he's a prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 15, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2013 There once was a UKFF thread That the IronSheik had killed dead King C tried to save it I'm still going to brave it And post about wrestling instead... Â There once was a Bischoff called Garrett Whose father once met with Jeff Jarrett He said, "Double J, my son's here today, So give him a job or you've had it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted May 15, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2013 There's a story that needs to be told JRs been treated like shit cause he's old Michael Cole is a pest JRs call are still best 'STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 There's a story that needs to be told JRs been treated like shit cause he's old Michael Cole is a pest JRs call are still best 'STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!' Â TDK wins. Â There once was a man called Slick Ric, Whose speech impediment made him sound thick, He had lines like Space Mountain, And bled like a Fountain, Then showed a stewardess his dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Right, hands up, my other attempts were awful, but here's a better effort.... Â There once lived a wrestler named Dave Who's gimmick was loyal and brave He was British and proud And enchanted the crowd But his body now lies in a grave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 There once lived a wrestler named Hogan 'Take pills and say prayers' was his slogan He shagged Bubba's wife His son's facing life He pretends TNA isn't boring  There once lived an athlete named Jim Who's success made Hulk Hogan feel grim He wore face paint and tassels And squashed every ass hole He now works at home in his Gym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Xtreme_lives Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 There once was a man named Sabu And tables he liked to go through He liked dangerous spots But botched them alot And usually had to redo  There once was a ref called earl Who screwed bret in his signature leg curl Got sacked by the E For sellings crap tees And now works for a Texan girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 15, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2013 There once were three whores who were led To the WWF Champion's bed But Shawn needed a wee And so with much glee He pissed in their faces instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a man called El Dandy, Who was just as fat as he was randy, He chucked one through Lita, Before Hardy did meet her, And still she walks a bit bandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a lass in Alberta Who gave birth even though it would hurt her She had Smith, she had Bruce And though her fanny went loose Before long they were calling McWhirter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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