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You should never mess with Scott Steiner

Wrestling's biggest Internet whiner

When he's in a sulk

He'll tweet about Hulk

Burying him like a Chilean miner

 

Do you remember the nWo

Had 100 members or so

Hall and Hogan and Nash

Caused the ratings to crash

and to TNN viewers would go

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Stop making shit poems that aren't even limericks.

Hahahaha.... So now you've learnt the rules of limericks you've joined the limericks police!? Tell me you were being ironic....

There once was a poster named Sheik,

Whose limericks were clearly quite weak.

He got into his head,

To come into the thread,

And post anyway.

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Stop making shit poems that aren't even limericks.

Hahahaha.... So now you've learnt the rules of limericks you've joined the limericks police!? Tell me you were being ironic....

There once was a poster named Sheik,

Whose limericks were clearly quite weak.

He got into his head,

To come into the thread,

And post anyway.

 

:laugh: Top stuff

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There once was a UKFF thread

That the IronSheik had killed dead

King C tried to save it

I'm still going to brave it

And post about wrestling instead...

 

There once was a Bischoff called Garrett

Whose father once met with Jeff Jarrett

He said, "Double J,

my son's here today,

So give him a job or you've had it."

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There's a story that needs to be told

JRs been treated like shit cause he's old

Michael Cole is a pest

JRs call are still best

'STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!'

 

TDK wins. :laugh:

 

There once was a man called Slick Ric,

Whose speech impediment made him sound thick,

He had lines like Space Mountain,

And bled like a Fountain,

Then showed a stewardess his dick.

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Right, hands up, my other attempts were awful, but here's a better effort....

 

There once lived a wrestler named Dave

Who's gimmick was loyal and brave

He was British and proud

And enchanted the crowd

But his body now lies in a grave

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There once lived a wrestler named Hogan

'Take pills and say prayers' was his slogan

He shagged Bubba's wife

His son's facing life

He pretends TNA isn't boring

 

There once lived an athlete named Jim

Who's success made Hulk Hogan feel grim

He wore face paint and tassels

And squashed every ass hole

He now works at home in his Gym

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There once was a man named Sabu

And tables he liked to go through

He liked dangerous spots

But botched them alot

And usually had to redo

 

There once was a ref called earl

Who screwed bret in his signature leg curl

Got sacked by the E

For sellings crap tees

And now works for a Texan girl

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There once were three whores who were led

To the WWF Champion's bed

But Shawn needed a wee

And so with much glee

He pissed in their faces instead

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There once was a lass in Alberta

Who gave birth even though it would hurt her

She had Smith, she had Bruce

And though her fanny went loose

Before long they were calling McWhirter

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