Paid Members air_raid Posted May 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 16, 2013 Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Cooley Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a young boy called Daniel, On domestic abuse his dad wrote the manual, His mommy got strangled, He was drugged and then mangled, Now his old man's not in the annual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Xtreme_lives Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 The Year was 2001 and in March WCW was done The Last Nitro would Air Ending with Sting vs Flair in a match that Sting won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leary of Doom Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a TNA game Who's lead character was really lame Poor Daniels and Kaz and Kiyoshi played the spaz who TNA are bringing back to their shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moofasa Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There was a boogie man from tennesee, Who paid to watch hoes poop and pee, looking up through the glass, at the excreting shit arse, He saw Gibson had got in for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted May 16, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 16, 2013 Cena's promos are ever so cack With his verbal clich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Why are so many of you posting "rhymes" that only work if you mispronounce a word or put stress on the wrong syllable so it sounds completely unnatural when said aloud? Â dAz, good efforts. If I had to hazard a guess I'd say, cause we're not poets, we're just some guys tryin to have a laugh on a wrestling forum? Â There once was a worker called Sheik Who won the world belt at his peak In a car he would speed While Jim Duggan smoked weed After this his career would look bleak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a poster called Sheik, Air-Raid told him his couplets did reek, Try as he might, He just couldn't write, And I hope he doesn't go on all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_E_T_H_A_L Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 In Atlanta, Dusty Rhodes had the book Even though he didn't have what it took There were no clean falls And the storylines sucked balls And how bad did he make Ric Flair look? Â Melina just loves to please The girl's spent her career on her knees Morrison showed her his cock But he got a big shock When she said she preferred Booker T's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 There once was a wrestler named Lex Who punched Liz when she didn't want sex He was once so respectable Found god, became a vegetable Funny how so many stars become wrecks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_E_T_H_A_L Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 IronSheik, I'm not much of a fan Your rhymes belong in a garbage can Stop derailing this thread And just go to bed Before Neil gives you a lengthy ban! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm surprised at your stance to be frank Take away all my posts and it's blank Never meant to offend Or annoy all your friends Fair enough, I'm away for a EDIT*drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_E_T_H_A_L Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm surprised at your stance to be frank Take away all my posts and it's blank Never meant to offend Or annoy all your friends Fair enough, I'm away for a EDIT*drink  That's your best rhyme so far, I actually laughed. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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