L_E_T_H_A_L Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I originally intended to do this a couple of days ago to mark National Limerick Day (May 12th). We might have fun with this one, since it hasn't been done in several years here (as far as I know). Â Â Â RULES: Â 1. I will post the first line of the limerick. 2. Whoever posts after me will copy the first line into their own post and add the second, and so forth. 3. When the limerick reaches it total of five lines, the next poster starts a brand new one. 4. If more than one person has posted a response to the same line, the next poster chooses one of the lines at their discretion. 5. All Limericks should pertain to wrestling and not UKFF members. Â Okay, let's do this. Â There was once a wrestler called Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Minipops Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 There was once a wrestler called Jake Who had a very large snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moofasa Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Who got done for abusing his snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 14, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2013 Something about a snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 There once was a wrestler called Jake Who got done for abusing his snake He smoked some crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted May 14, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2013 With a lad called New Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Mayhem Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 What a shit thread FFS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1978kid Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 There once was a wrestler called Jake Who got done for abusing his snake He smoked some crack With a lad called New Jack And concluded that grappling was fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyincognito Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 What a shit thread FFS? Â Â You're absolutely right I'm so sorry for coming over to your house and forcing you at gun point to read and post in it....oh...wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 15, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2013 What a shit thread FFS? Â It's a souped up word association thread and therefore fucking crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Mayhem Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 What a shit thread FFS? Â Â You're absolutely right I'm so sorry for coming over to your house and forcing you at gun point to read and post in it....oh...wait a minute... Â Ohh....wait a minute.... Â FFS rhymes with Jake and Snake...... You understand now??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 15, 2013 Moderators Share Posted May 15, 2013 Â It might not be that bad if it was just "make up a funny wrestling limerick" but this line by line shit is wack, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted May 15, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted May 15, 2013 Fuck you all! Â There once was a grappler named Shelton Whose bulge had all the girls meltin' Slug trails left on the seats, when they think of his meat Which then forms into a substance like gelatin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 15, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm with Malbranque! Â There once was a wrestler called Aries Whose mind was away with the fairies His encounter with Christy Left her poor eyes misty As her face made contact with his berries. Â Â Terrible. But topical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyincognito Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 What a shit thread FFS? Â Â You're absolutely right I'm so sorry for coming over to your house and forcing you at gun point to read and post in it....oh...wait a minute... Â Ohh....wait a minute.... Â FFS rhymes with Jake and Snake...... You understand now??? Â Â CLANG! - Penny dropped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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