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A bloke I've known since I was a kid(He's a year older than me) and who still lives in the same town as me has had one of the biggest responses to his Neck Nomination. He drinks a can of Kestrel, Eats the head of a chick and then downs a pint of vodka with 3 eggs and a cigarette in it. He's been in the Sun and has something like 300,000 views of it on Youtube. Absolute prat. His nicknam is "Psycho Luke" obviously.

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This NekNomination game reminds me so very much of 'The Hopefuls' where one of of them necked a pint of salt water, spewed and then necked that, way back in the day. 'The Word' isn't the greatest thing to be emulating some 20 years after the event.

 

Really can't see why it's provoked such a reaction in terms of oneupmanship , when it's just utterly stupid in the first place.

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To be honest, when I first heard about the neknomination craze I did think the mass media was making a bit of a song and dance of necking a pint, which is something i'm sure the vast majority of us have done in the past. I'll also admit to having laughed at some of the clips I've seen, including that bloke in McDonalds covering himself in milkshake.

That said, necking a pint of top shelf or some of the weird shit aforementioned, is a different matter altogether.

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A bloke I've known since I was a kid(He's a year older than me) and who still lives in the same town as me has had one of the biggest responses to his Neck Nomination. He drinks a can of Kestrel, Eats the head of a chick and then downs a pint of vodka with 3 eggs and a cigarette in it. He's been in the Sun and has something like 300,000 views of it on Youtube. Absolute prat. His nicknam is "Psycho Luke" obviously.

 

He's an absolute prat if he didn't monetise that video. Could've got three grand just for a few moments of doing something idiotic.

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Looks fake to me too. You'd think they'd send it on headed paper.

Even if it's not fake, what are they supposed to do? Is she expecting Royal Mail to hand out cash willy nilly as soon as somebody complains money has gone missing? How do they know Nana Jomss isn't a crook or senile and didn't send the tenner in the first place? If you're sending money via Royal Mail, go to the Post Office and get one of those proof of delivery things that cover you up to

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That's a ridiculous list. The only ones I agree with are the first one (to a very limited degree - there are some things you just cannot get locally or from small businesses) and the seventh one.

 

They should go hand in hand as a list, the seventh works "families that eat together stay together" but if you apply the rest of that list it should really say "families that eat together stay together (until 3 of the kids are dead from TB and you can't afford food as dad stopped working due to polio as we didn't have jabs) -- [i think Polio is on a suger lump, but work with me here]

 

Ohh and how do you grow a garden, you grow shit in a garden don't you? Or is that a popular phrase that missed the west midlands?

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Not sure what you mean about the garden - I do know a few people who grow veg and herbs in their gardens or allotments, but even they have to buy from somewhere else sometimes; they just don't have the space all year round. Only person I know who could have a regular supply of self-grown produce is a professional gardener, and I don't think he's got the time or inclination to do it.

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Not sure what you mean about the garden - I do know a few people who grow veg and herbs in their gardens or allotments, but even they have to buy from somewhere else sometimes; they just don't have the space all year round. Only person I know who could have a regular supply of self-grown produce is a professional gardener, and I don't think he's got the time or inclination to do it.

 

It says "grow a garden", but you don't grow a garden you grow things in the garden.

 

Like a plant pot, you wouldn't "grow a plant pot", you would grow a plant in a plant pot. it's a small and pedantic and it's quite clear to me what they mean, I've just don't recall ever hearing it like that before.

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Not sure what you mean about the garden - I do know a few people who grow veg and herbs in their gardens or allotments, but even they have to buy from somewhere else sometimes; they just don't have the space all year round. Only person I know who could have a regular supply of self-grown produce is a professional gardener, and I don't think he's got the time or inclination to do it.

 

It says "grow a garden", but you don't grow a garden you grow things in the garden.

 

Like a plant pot, you wouldn't "grow a plant pot", you would grow a plant in a plant pot. it's a small and pedantic and it's quite clear to me what they mean, I've just don't recall ever hearing it like that before.

I personally have heard it like that before ("Grow a herb garden"), but I see what you mean. Might be something specific to certain regions' turns of phrase, who knows?

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A bloke I've known since I was a kid(He's a year older than me) and who still lives in the same town as me has had one of the biggest responses to his Neck Nomination. He drinks a can of Kestrel, Eats the head of a chick and then downs a pint of vodka with 3 eggs and a cigarette in it. He's been in the Sun and has something like 300,000 views of it on Youtube. Absolute prat. His nicknam is "Psycho Luke" obviously.

 

He's an absolute prat if he didn't monetise that video. Could've got three grand just for a few moments of doing something idiotic.

 

He didn't even put it on Youtube. Somebody copied it from his wall and posted it there ha.

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I think I've won.

I cant even in words say what I just found out.. I am SHOCKED and want to tell and let my friends and family be made aware so they can make sure their children are safe!!! Angelica stayed home from school today and thank GOD she did. Because she was on her ipod playing a game called talking angela, which is similar to talking tom, anyway as she is sitting next to me this interactive cat says to her hi angelica where is your brother? She says o hes right here next to me the cat says o cool, then the cat says so what do you do for fun? Ang says I dont know, (now im being quiet and listening because I think its weird this angela cat knows she has a brother and is talking to her like a person) then its voice changes and in some weird robotic voice it says angelica when u date what do u do on your dates? She looked at me got red in the face and said nothing, then it said stick out your touunge, ill stick mine out too, it said what are some things u can do with your tounge? I can find many things to do with my tounge it said it said lets intrract w our toungues. I that point I had heard enough I zaid ang shut it off now! I was freaked out called the police departnrnt they came to the house saif they would have the internet investigations unit andpedofile investigations unit look into it, they called me an hour latet and said something is behind that cat!!! They dont know if it is local or over seas. While the police officer was there and ang was talking to him she told the police officer saturday night her cousin and her were on the app w angela and it asked the girls their names what her brothers name was what school they BOTH went to, and it took a picture of angelica!!! This is under serious investigation right now! When I googled talking angela I cant even begin to tell you what creepy stuff came up! Google it for yourselves please!! But some things are the cat asking girls for their phone numbers! And if theyve had their firat kiss!!! Take this app off your phone please! Theres a big chance thid cpuld be a door for pedofiles.the police said they have seen thing *like* this but never actually through a childs app but that they are not putting it past them! The girls told angela the cat on saturday their names and she had a brother and then on monday morning when angelica turned the app back on, It remebered her name and that she had a brother!!! These things ARENT supposed to ask you questions!!! and especially not questions about dating toungues or kissing!! I am disgusted! I dont feel safe at all right now! Knowing that there was some creep talking to my daughter and my neice through a talking app!!! Please if you have this app or any like it the police are saying take it off of your phone!!! Copy and share and send out PLEASE! This word needs to spread! I pray the ocean county investigators can crack this thing open!!!!!

So please if your KIDS use this app please shut it down. Because SOME KIDS told them the name of the school they went to and is now on red alert at the school, and please PASS this on to ALL your friends

Apparently the app can also make the iPhone release a gas that'll make your child smell like hammers.

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YES! that might well be a winner!

 

Thats great on so many levels.

 

All i have to offer is a crass post. Everyone hates the keep calm shite right?

 

"Keep calm

Summer will be here soon

Then you can all moan

ITS FUCKING TO HOT"

 

Erm im sure the poor sods currently losing homes will agree

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