Paid Members Surf Digby Posted April 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2014 Â Even Facebook agrees that that isn't English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Haha, fantastic! Â There's a girl on my Facebook who makes custom hairbands and socks etc for school kids. Every 6 months or so she has a melt down and cancels all her orders and takes weeks to refund people. The amazing thing is when she restarts her business people still come back and place orders with her. It's one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen on Facebook. Especially because she often types/speaks like the post above. Last night she mentioned having 112 messages between Facebook, Viber and WhatsApp without managing to correctly spell a single one of those apps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Anyone have someone like this on their Facebook?  Can't believe Jon has sweeped me off my feet. I'm such a happy girly! Can't imagine life without him! *3 months of lovey dovey pictures ensue* Sadly me and Jon have decided to split. We just wanted different things in life. *crying face* (This is followed by messages from female friends like 'OMG hun, I'm so sorry, you didn't need him etc) I made such a mistake. Delighted to announce me and Jon are back together. Love you baby. *2 months of lovey dovey pictures ensue* The rumours are correct. Me and Jon are no longer together. He'll always be a good friend but we weren't right together. I am much happier without him, time to re-focus on meeeeee! (Followed by sympathetic and/or 'you go, girlfriend!' style messages) *2 months later* I'm the happiest girly ever. So loved up with James! Finally found my perfect man! ....aaaaand this goes on and on and on, over and over every few months  ARGHHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted April 5, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2014 Anyone have someone like this on their Facebook? Can't believe Jon has sweeped me off my feet. I'm such a happy girly! Can't imagine life without him! *3 months of lovey dovey pictures ensue* Sadly me and Jon have decided to split. We just wanted different things in life. *crying face* (This is followed by messages from female friends like 'OMG hun, I'm so sorry, you didn't need him etc) I made such a mistake. Delighted to announce me and Jon are back together. Love you baby. *2 months of lovey dovey pictures ensue* The rumours are correct. Me and Jon are no longer together. He'll always be a good friend but we weren't right together. I am much happier without him, time to re-focus on meeeeee! (Followed by sympathetic and/or 'you go, girlfriend!' style messages) *2 months later* I'm the happiest girly ever. So loved up with James! Finally found my perfect man! ....aaaaand this goes on and on and on, over and over every few months  ARGHHHH!!!! Yes, and I also have a sister girl on my friends list who's life is generally:  - is in a relationship - New fella is spoiling me to a weekend away! - New fella is using his staff discount to get me loads of stuff to redecorate my bedroom - is single - I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no man - is in a relationship - New fella is taking me to Rome for the weekend! - Woohoo! Car is fixed and didn't cost me a penny! - is single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 A bit like someone who I ended up deleting, who broke up with his girlfriend every 4-6 weeks. It was basically because she won't let him go out on his own, if she's got her son that day then she forbids him to go out and he fucks her off, then they get back together again a few days later. Never mind all his passive aggressive arsey comments all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted April 6, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2014 Getting a bit fed up of people posting those shitty propaganda pictures of say, animal cruelty and then adding their own comments along the lines of, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted April 10, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2014 OK, I think I may have found one that ticks pretty much all the obnoxious parent boxes - Â -- Display name is currently *FIRST* Mummy Tobe *LAST* -- Previous display name shown in parentheses is *FIRST* *LAST* Soontobe *PARTNER'S SURNAME* (sprogging up took precedence, obviously) -- Job is "Mummy at A Mummy to be" (you mean unemployed?) -- Profile pic is a "Keep Calm" which reads "Can't Keep Calm we're having a BOY! We can't wait to meet him" -- Every status & share for months is in some way related to her being pregnant. Except yesterday's, which was sharing a moany picture about there being gruesome images on fag packets. Don't wanna be looking at those when you're 8 months gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 10, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2014 Along those lines, someone on my Facebook also has a Linkedin account where their job is listed as "Full Time Mummy." So obviously you don't need a fucking Linkedin account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 It's basically women, they shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Even intelligent, well brought up girls of my acquaintance are terrible on Facebook, nothing like in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted April 10, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2014 Houchen to thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 He has a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members niff Posted April 13, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 13, 2014 100 days of happy has become 100 days of pictures of proud parents' offspring. Like they don't post enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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