KaneIsMyDad Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 My flatmate loves to use the very original insult of "wrestling's gay, you're gay!" etc etc. Â Last night, whilst watching Raw, he went one step further and asked me which male wrestler I'd bang if I had to. Rather than ignore his question, I thought i'd play along and shock him by actually answering. Â I went with Santino. I reckon he'd be gentle. Â So I pose the same question to you guys! You can include your reasons too if you like. Not really arsed if anyone condemns this thread. Don't be such a gay! :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish Dad Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Definitely Randy Orton, the smooth bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsClobberingTime Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Is your flatmate 12? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=36621 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaneIsMyDad Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 Is your flatmate 12? 23 actually, bless him. His humour is rather limited. Â Other belters include "do they have words on their trunks to force people to look at their arses?" and "if wrestling wasn't gay, there would be as many women in it as there is men" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaneIsMyDad Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=36621 Ha! Great find. From 2003 though. This one is current roster only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moofasa Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Daniel Bryan, him screaming No, No, No, me screaming Yes, Yes, Yes. Brie and Asparagus can watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 CM Punk. No explanation needed and it's a travesty he was ranked 49th most attractive wrestler of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 28, 2012 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2012 http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=36621 Â guts316 doing a bit of a Savile about a fifteen year old. Â Ive seen Hogan's daughter up close and personal - I bet she bangs like a barn door in a storm!!! Â 2003, it was a different time wasn't it? Â And in answer to the thread, Big E Langston. Â Â Let this tight white boy get cucked by a big black bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 Randy Orton. And you can fuck off with "if you had to" or "if you were gay" etc. I just WOULD. Â http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=36621 Â This is the silver lining of this particular cloud of a thread. Check out THIS from our resident wanker-into-maternal-undercrackers. He's been thinking about it for a long time, you can tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 There is no such thing as a one night stand with a wrestler. I imagine they'd either skip town before 12 to do something pedophilic or hang around for days because they can't afford a place to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted November 28, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2012 Â He's not technically on the roster anymore but he's recent enough. What an awesome look this guy had! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Whatever they're calling A-Train these days. If I've got to do it, I'm gonna do it properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshC Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I just want a Khali hug! Â Â Aww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killjoy_Gee Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Can I be tag teamed by CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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