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That's So Raven

Hilarious, drug-fuelled, orgiastic sitcom, starring Raven and his sassy sidekick Sandman.

 

The Hairless Bikers

Skull and 8-Ball learn to cook.

 

One Man Gang And His Dog

Akeem, come by.

 

CSI: Cobb County

Boss Man don't need no forensics, and he'll do the sunglasses-on-sideways-look-one-liner a thousand times better than Caruso. YEEEEEEEAHHH! It sets itself up for potential crossovers with...

 

Due South

...this classic, recasted with The Mountie in the main role. As mentioned above, crossovers would be inevitable, as Boss Man and Mountie have to team up to catch the most nefarious criminals.

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Meet Me In St. Louis: A feel good family film. The Big Bossman is down and out. He's tired of life and chasing the same goddamn criminals. One day he wakes up and has a voicemail from Vince McMagon. The WWE wants him to return at the 2012 Royal Rumble in St Louis! This time, The Bossman swears on Big Shows fathers grave that he WILL win. He trains hard and goes to the Rumble where he discovers lady luck is against him and he will enter at #1. But that doesn't stop him and he goes on to win it all!

 

A sequel will quickly be commissioned as it follows his Road To Wrestlemania where he defeats John Cena and The Rock in the biggest Main Event ever to become WWE Champion - for the next 10 years.

 

At christmas time they can also air the WWE Christmas Carol with Vince as Scrooge and HHH and Steph as the Cratchetts! HBK is the Ghost of Xmas Past, Cena is Present and 'Taker (or possibly Brodus Clay) is Xmas yet to come. Miz and Truth can be the charity collecters, Shane can be Young Scrooge with Kelly Kelly as young Scrooges love (because McMahon would LOVE that) CM Punk can be his nephew who says some downright horrid things about ol' Scrooge and John Laurinitis can be Marley. This thing writes itself

 

And Zack Ryder can be Fezziwig!

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At christmas time they can also air the WWE Christmas Carol with Vince as Scrooge and HHH and Steph as the Cratchetts! HBK is the Ghost of Xmas Past, Cena is Present and 'Taker (or possibly Brodus Clay) is Xmas yet to come. Miz and Truth can be the charity collecters, Shane can be Young Scrooge with Kelly Kelly as young Scrooges love (because McMahon would LOVE that) CM Punk can be his nephew who says some downright horrid things about ol' Scrooge and John Laurinitis can be Marley. This thing writes itself

 

And Zack Ryder can be Fezziwig!

 

Would buy the DVD.... Well probably download it. Sounds ace!

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Dragons Den: A bunch of hopeful inventors try to get their product on the market with help from investors Ricky Steamboat and Daniel Bryan. Hosted and narrated by Shawn Michaels.

 

LMFAO~~

 

:thumbsup:

 

This thread is awesome.

 

A Prayer and A Pint

Hosted by Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels

 

Crocodile Hunter

With the Bushwackers

 

Santino Marella's TV Burp

This would be funny, no?

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She's Just Not That Into You - tv film detailing the Chyna/X-Pac porno shoot, and their attempts to film the world's first penetration of a man by a woman using her clit.

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Bad News 24 Brown - News and Current affairs with bad news brown

 

Badstreet USA- The fabulous freebirds take us down some of the worst streets in america the further down the block you get the badder it gets

 

The Biggest Loser- The Barry Horowitz story

 

Nature Boy- Ric flair shows us the countryside (like countryfile presented by a 62 year old man wearing nothing but his ring robe)

 

Dusty Roads- The american dream shows us the dirt tracks of america

 

The Old Grey Whistle Test - Using state of the art digital software photos of Andrew Martin are aged and we get to listen to audio of him indulging in his favorite past time

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Dragons Den: A bunch of hopeful inventors try to get their product on the market with help from investors Ricky Steamboat and Daniel Bryan. Hosted and narrated by Shawn Michaels.

 

LMFAO~~

I missed that first time, hilarious! :thumbsup:

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