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Animal Hospital

Rolf Harris observes as one of the Road Warriors, with help from Batista, treats injuries and ailments. Watch as they cure and/or clothesline rhynos, beasts from the east and mantaurs. Serious cases are referred to Dr. Henry's Hall of Pain.

 

Jim'll Fix It

Good ol' JR grants children's wishes, provided they relate to BBQ sauce.

 

Top of the Pops

A compilation show of the best crowd reactions in WWE history.

 

(that last one's almost a serious suggestion...)

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Crocodile Hunter

With the Bushwackers

 

Don't you mean Skinner?

 

That would be awesome. Watch Skinner hunt down crocodiles and break their backs. Each week Skinner's sidekick Roderick Strong tries to teach him a new variation of the backbreaker, but Skinner doesn't care.

 

EDIT: Just thought of one.

 

Come dine with The Devil - WWE Superstars and Divas are invited to Kevin Sullivan's house for dinner and black mass.

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Harmonic Generator's been the man of the match in this thread, great stuff.

 

 

Rocker: Texas Ranger Marty Jannetty fucks some criminals up, with tassles!.

 

Sonny, I Blew Up The Kids Sonny Onoo helps get a group of trainees into "WWE shape".

 

Sonny, I Shrunk The Kids Follow-up show after they've all failed wellness.

 

Monday Night Rawhide A Western, with attitude. Get it?.

 

 

 

 

And the show that will put the WWE Network on the map forever... Buff Daddy: The Vampire Slayer

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Rename the station Meng and Motors

 

Dog the Bounty Hunter

The "Big Dog in the Yard" aka the Undertaker has just 20 minutes to get all the Bounty Chocolate Bars he can.

 

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Stars past and present talk about travelling from town to town with Hercules Hernandez

 

How clean is your HUSS!

Contestents have to get the Bezerker clean in the fastest time possible.

 

Knightmare

Young contestents have to solve the riddles to get their champion free from the CGI Dungeon while being persued by Dennis "Mideon" Knight.

 

Yes, Sinister Minister.

James Mitchell enters the world of politics, with Tajiri and Mikey whipwreck as his personal lackeys

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Animal Hospital

Rolf Harris observes as one of the Road Warriors, with help from Batista, treats injuries and ailments. Watch as they cure and/or clothesline rhynos, beasts from the east and mantaurs. Serious cases are referred to Dr. Henry's Hall of Pain.

 

"Tune in next week to Animal Hospital and see Rolf and the gang diagnose and treat George Steele's green tongue"

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Dreamer Team - Tommy Dreamer runs a Premiership football team where affairs, deaths and controversary are the order of the day.

 

The Hitman and Her - Bret Hart and a Diva (any, they're all interchangeable) go round the countries nightclubs

 

Knight Rider - Dennis Knight on a horse

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Law & Order

Biopic of Ray Traylor.

 

Wife Swap

Variant on the reality TV show where you send your wife to stay with the Hogans. The twist is, she doesn't come home.

 

Coach Trip

Crew of rasslers ride around on the Lex Express. Won't turn out as good as you'll hope.

 

London's Burning

Former Cruiserweight champion Paul London teaches youngsters how to roll joints.

 

Road Wars

Hidden camera show follows a week in the life of Ric Flair. Next week, Kurt Angle.

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