Paid Members Wretch Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 "Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?" "Can I!"  Homer: "You're in. Here's the sack." Moe: "But you gotta supply your own knobs."  and  Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent? " Homer Simpson: "Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that." Kent Brockman: "I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?" Homer Simpson: "Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes." Kent Brockman: [pause] "Well, touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Homer: All right: these are our new family security rules. Be home before dark, and make sure you're not followed. Lock all doors and windows. Marge: And don't take candy from strangers. Homer: Marge, they're only human! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "Stamp Collection?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve rayson Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "Where is the rent? I must have the rent, dollars, dimes, and nickels I need them all right now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TildeGuy~! Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Would anyone else be interested in similar threads? Â I.e South Park, Family Guy, Eastenders, e.t.c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Would anyone else be interested in similar threads? I.e South Park, Family Guy, Eastenders, e.t.c  Bottle Boys, Howard's Way, Mr. Bean, Watching, Brighton Belles, Dream Stuffing, Just a Gigolo... these shows are more in need I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Would anyone else be interested in similar threads? I.e South Park, Family Guy, Eastenders, e.t.c  a Futurama one is surely the only one with the lasting power that could even come close to this Simpsons one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve rayson Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 What about Blackadder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 What about Blackadder? Â What about Raven? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamtheman Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 from the episode 'Missionary Impossible' Â homer is watching British sitcom "Do Shut Up" Â "If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Burns to U2: Â 'Wankers.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 What about Blackadder? Â What about Raven? Â Â What about me? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "Food goes in here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 13, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2011 You'd better run, egg! Â - Â Curse the man who discovered helium! Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen! Â - Â Well, this calls for a celebration. Â Â "Celebrate good times, come on..." Â I will. Â - Â Bart: Alan Moore! You wrote my favourite Radioactive Man comics. Â Alan Moore: Oh really? You liked how I made your favourite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive? Â Bart: I don't read the words, I just like it when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles? Â Milhouse: Mr. Moore, will you sign my DVD of Watchmen Babies? Which of the babies is your favourite? Â Â (and then later in the same scene, "Maus is in the haus!") Â - Â Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron! And I'll find you... Â Homer: (way out in the distance) No you won't! Â Banner: Yes... I will. Â Homer: Won't! Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "Restaurant Review no, Eatery Evaluation no, FOOD BOX, by Homer no, Earl no, DON Simpson" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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