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Favourite Simpsons Quotes


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"Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?"

 

"Can I!"

 

Homer: "You're in. Here's the sack."

Moe: "But you gotta supply your own knobs."

 

and

 

Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent? "

Homer Simpson: "Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that."

Kent Brockman: "I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?"

Homer Simpson: "Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."

Kent Brockman: [pause] "Well, touch

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Homer: All right: these are our new family security rules. Be home before dark, and make sure you're not followed. Lock all doors and windows.

Marge: And don't take candy from strangers.

Homer: Marge, they're only human!

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Would anyone else be interested in similar threads?

 

I.e South Park, Family Guy, Eastenders, e.t.c

 

Bottle Boys, Howard's Way, Mr. Bean, Watching, Brighton Belles, Dream Stuffing, Just a Gigolo... these shows are more in need I say

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You'd better run, egg!

 

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Curse the man who discovered helium! Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen!

 

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Well, this calls for a celebration.

 

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"Celebrate good times, come on..."

 

I will.

 

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Bart: Alan Moore! You wrote my favourite Radioactive Man comics.

 

Alan Moore: Oh really? You liked how I made your favourite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?

 

Bart: I don't read the words, I just like it when he punches people. How do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles?

 

Milhouse: Mr. Moore, will you sign my DVD of Watchmen Babies? Which of the babies is your favourite?

 

 

(and then later in the same scene, "Maus is in the haus!")

 

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Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron! And I'll find you...

 

Homer: (way out in the distance) No you won't!

 

Banner: Yes... I will.

 

Homer: Won't!

 

 

 

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