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Have you ever seen the fake Taxi one they do over here? Its as subtle as a brick in the face. Its Ian Tate with his face blurred for one thing. The women seems way to eager for this to be anything other than porn in a taxi. That's whats great about the British. Its all worked shoot (to borrow a wrestling term) stuff. Nobody is taking the idea that its supposed to be real seriously. Everyones laughing and in the end, everyone is happy.

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Ian Tate! There's a name I've not heard for a while. To The Manor Porn was amazing. Had Majella Shepard in it too. The only porn woman I'm particularly arsed about nowadays is Zoey Holloway. Pretty much every porn starlet from 18-35 is much of a generic muchness. Sad days.

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I've no idea why there was even any slight controversy about Fake Taxi. The fact that half the girls are porn actresses or have profiles on BGAFD should have given people a clue. It's absolutely daft. Freeones are really promoting the crap out of it right now, though, so I think it's doing really well.

 

I like the fact that most of our hardcore porn continues to be nothing more than slightly ruder Confessions Of A Window Cleaner-esque stuff. As good as Killergram and Bluebird are, they're really Americanised and there's no real local identity to them.

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The Fake Taxi scenes are usually great and they use some really hot British girls. The whole 'let's have a bit of fun or I'll put this video on the internet' thing makes for slightly uncomfortable viewing, but like Ian says it's usually so over the top that you can't really take it seriously.

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I'd love to find hardcore cuts of the early 00s Adult Channel series like Banged Up and 00Heaven. Awesome stuff with tongue firmly in cheek.

That's the porn version of "will we ever see the Owen Hart death fall". I honestly think my head would explode if I saw hardcore versions of late 90s/early 2000s filth from the Adult Channel.

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I'm sure I've asked this in the thread before, but is there anywhere with decent Katie Ann Day stuff still about? I absolutely loved her back in the L!ve TV and Freeview days. I was looking after my brother's house once and Television X or The Fantasy Channel stayed on after the freeview. I don't know if this was coincidence or if he subscribed to it, but him and his girlfriend came back about twenty past twelve so I never got the full benefit. But she used to present a show on there with two other women, she used to strip on L!ve sometimes, and she was often in top-shelf mags. But she never did b/g hardcore, closest I've seen is her doing that stuff where she goes near a hard-on but doesn't put it in her.

 

Teresa Scott was another from that era. I did see a hardcore photoset of her that was bondage-themed, but that was about it.

 

How far did Jakki Degg and Holly Mcguire ever go, rudewise?

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A few Katie Ann bits and pieces here, Pitcos:-

 

http://eroticity.net/threads/26299-Katie-A...Katie-Ann-Day-*

 

Teresa Scott did some masturbation and a bit of lesbian but not much of it:-

 

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=shan...f/shana-lee.htm

 

Holly McGuire was doing the phone-in channels until fairly recently. I don't think she did anything particularly blue. Jakki Degg's a DJ now and also never really did anything particularly rude.

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Teresa Scott was another from that era. I did see a hardcore photoset of her that was bondage-themed, but that was about it.

 

Tess was amazing. She only did the simulated hardcore - the cock is hard but it isn't in her. In her hand maybe, and her mouth is near it, but it doesn't go in. Most of those were before the implants, including one I remember where it's her, stunt cock and Jill Kelly.

 

I emailed her a few times and she said I could send her an SAE for a signed photo, but I didn't. Probably because I was paranoid if an 8x10 envelope came with my name on it, mama would open it thinking it was my exam results or something.

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I like the fact that most of our hardcore porn continues to be nothing more than slightly ruder Confessions Of A Window Cleaner-esque stuff. As good as Killergram and Bluebird are, they're really Americanised and there's no real local identity to them.

 

I once saw a British take on MILFHunter, which I'll never forget because in one video the pick-up wasn't at a glamorous mall, but in the car park at Budgens.

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I've no idea why there was even any slight controversy about Fake Taxi. The fact that half the girls are porn actresses or have profiles on BGAFD should have given people a clue. It's absolutely daft.

Admittedly I've only seen a few of the Fake Taxi clips, but I find it hard to believe anyone would think they were legit. They're a cheaper, less convincing version of Bang Bus.

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"Czech bitch" number four on the free tour is a Czech porn actress, whose name escapes me. I can't imagine she's that desperate she needs to work the streets. You never know though.

 

Loads of porn actresses work as escorts and prostitutes, though. Even a lot of bigger name Hollywood ones. They get paid fuck all on the continent, comparatively speaking. A lot of the eastern European ones only do porn to try and get noticed overseas and land themselves better work.

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Maybe I'm being naive, but I wouldn't have expected a "well known" face such as "Czech bitch no 4" to be hanging about truck stops looking for bidness. If you're correct, and this is real, then the Czech prostitutes are probably the nicest in the world. Is that a compliment?

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