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Seriously though, if the colour and lighting isn't up to scratch when I'm trying to get off on some rape fantasies, it goes instantly flaccid. I finish anyway, as a self-loathing tear drips down my cheek, but it's like trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the limp tube.

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Shit, this is like some sort of twisted David Attenborough special, where a pack of tossers out on the savannah circle the one wounded, raving tosser, ready to pounce on him. You can tell that Attenborough feels bad, but journalistic integrity means that he and his crew need to hang back, and just record the last moments of the stricken tosser.

 

"The lame tosser in the midst of the pack knows that he has only moments left to live, yet he faces his antagonists with a blood-flecked snarl, ranting a lot of old twat about colour balance and flaccid tubes. The fresher, more virile tossers circle, knowing that at a later date, they may find themselves surrounded by their fellow tossers, all jockeying for position as alpha tosser.

 

The lame tosser cowers, and the show of weakness invites the others in. Five, ten seconds at the most, and it is over. The law of the jungle prevails yet again"

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Has she ever been tracked down for stalking purposes, or started her own site or anything? Or was it just the original videos, then those ones that turned up later with blonde hair (she was better as a brunette), then nothing?

She seems to just have those few vids that are on Xvids and that's about it which is a bit of a shame because she's a stunner. Agree she's better brunette than blonde.

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Walked past the strip club a block below us a while back, and saw that they had Courtney Cummz as a feature dancer. It's Alexis Texas, starting this weekend.

 

I'd probably go to that (Alexis Texas) if I could get a private dance for less than about 30 quid, not many porn stars I could say that for. Gauge is my favourite but for thirty pounds I could probably keep her forever.

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