Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 16, 2012 Keep your complex to the premier league thread bobbins. We like a silly joke and a bit of fun in porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Our great porn is serious business. Indeed. I refuse to beat it to rape porn until they fix the colour correct. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted February 16, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 16, 2012 Our great porn is serious business. Indeed. I refuse to beat it to rape porn until they fix the colour correct. Put down the hash pipe man. Seriously. You've totally lost it recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbins Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Seriously though, if the colour and lighting isn't up to scratch when I'm trying to get off on some rape fantasies, it goes instantly flaccid. I finish anyway, as a self-loathing tear drips down my cheek, but it's like trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the limp tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 16, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 I totally understand it, though. I usually like the lighting to be just right when I'm watching you get raped in the Premier League thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 Shit, this is like some sort of twisted David Attenborough special, where a pack of tossers out on the savannah circle the one wounded, raving tosser, ready to pounce on him. You can tell that Attenborough feels bad, but journalistic integrity means that he and his crew need to hang back, and just record the last moments of the stricken tosser. Â "The lame tosser in the midst of the pack knows that he has only moments left to live, yet he faces his antagonists with a blood-flecked snarl, ranting a lot of old twat about colour balance and flaccid tubes. The fresher, more virile tossers circle, knowing that at a later date, they may find themselves surrounded by their fellow tossers, all jockeying for position as alpha tosser. Â The lame tosser cowers, and the show of weakness invites the others in. Five, ten seconds at the most, and it is over. The law of the jungle prevails yet again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 NSFW: http://i41.tinypic.com/2me62kn.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 On more important matters: Can't remember if she's been mentioned in this thread already, but anyone a fan of Emo Amy? Â Good god yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Has she ever been tracked down for stalking purposes, or started her own site or anything? Or was it just the original videos, then those ones that turned up later with blonde hair (she was better as a brunette), then nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Has she ever been tracked down for stalking purposes, or started her own site or anything? Or was it just the original videos, then those ones that turned up later with blonde hair (she was better as a brunette), then nothing? She seems to just have those few vids that are on Xvids and that's about it which is a bit of a shame because she's a stunner. Agree she's better brunette than blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 16, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 I finish anyway, as a self-loathing tear drips down my cheek, but it's like trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the limp tube. You've got a real purty mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 Walked past the strip club a block below us a while back, and saw that they had Courtney Cummz as a feature dancer. It's Alexis Texas, starting this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted February 17, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) Walked past the strip club a block below us a while back, and saw that they had Courtney Cummz as a feature dancer. It's Alexis Texas, starting this weekend. Â I'd probably go to that (Alexis Texas) if I could get a private dance for less than about 30 quid, not many porn stars I could say that for. Gauge is my favourite but for thirty pounds I could probably keep her forever. Edited February 17, 2012 by Steve 'Big' Jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Cindy Hope and Debbie White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Ford Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Drove past a BMW on the A38 just outside Derby yesterday afternoon sporting the plate B160 MAR, set out to read B16 0MAR. Your pal, Mr Houchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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