Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 6, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) uk porn consists of shaddow bj's, close up shots of eyes, and any object that obscures the view of penatration all that for Edited February 6, 2012 by PowerButchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 6, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 uk porn consists of shaddow bj's, close up shots of eyes, and any object that obscures the view of penatration all that for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 6, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 I'm surprised the adult channels are still going. What with the internet and all that. You cant put the genie back in the bottle. Once you've experienced Xvideo, TubeGalore.com or even if you pay for certain websites, 10 minute freeviews and edited porn on Television X just doesnt hold up. Â Saying that, I remember 2001/2002, when we had chipped ITV Digital. You could see the bones in my hand the following norming. If you'd have flicked my wrist, it would have turned to dust. It was far more enjoyable pre-broadband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 6, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 Kids these days, Ian. They don't know what it's like to have to work for a wank. There was no just switching on the PC, flicking to RedTube, and being immediately able to yank your plank. You had to scour TV & Satellite Monthly, looking to see if there were any Shannon Tweed films on, or maybe Peep! with Verona Felbusch on RTL2. If they weren't on, you were stuffed unless Henry & June was getting one of its weekly showings on Sky Movies Plus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 6, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) "I'm just taping Jack Docherty on Channel 5, Mam - I'll leave it running". All the while knowing that there was some mid-80s softcore straight after it. Looking back, I'm sure my Mam would have been more disgusted that I was taping Jack Docherty's chat show than a bit of filth to take upstairs. Â I had a shortplay video upstairs and we had a longplay recorder downstairs. Nothing worse than watching the 10 minute freeview on a shortplay video. It was like wanking to Chipmunks or something. Edited February 6, 2012 by The_BarbarIAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 6, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 "I'm just taping Jack Docherty on Channel 5, Mam - I'll leave it running". All the while knowing that there was some mid-80s softcore straight after it. Looking back, I'm sure my Mam would have been more disgusted that I was taping Jack Docherty's chat show than a bit of filth to take upstairs. I had a shortplay video upstairs and we had a longplay recorder downstairs. Nothing worse than watching the 10 minute freeview on a shortplay video. It was like wanking to Chipmunks or something.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolveswrestling Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 This question is probably aimed at Houchen/tony james, a couple of years ago was looking at some porn on youporn and came across a video of tony with Emma Butt? in a kind of x factor/popidol audition. Tony was at his pumping bet here. On the judge's panel was michelle thorne and some kind of strange man who was of the popidol tv show. Think it was the man the who had the worst singing voice ever. Have I dreamt this as I can't find it anywhere now. Please put me right Tony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buba3d Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) uk porn consists of shaddow bj's, close up shots of eyes, and any object that obscures the view of penatration all that for Edited February 6, 2012 by buba3d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 6, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 This question is probably aimed at Houchen/tony james, a couple of years ago was looking at some porn on youporn and came across a video of tony with Emma Butt? in a kind of x factor/popidol audition. Tony was at his pumping bet here. On the judge's panel was michelle thorne and some kind of strange man who was of the popidol tv show. Think it was the man the who had the worst singing voice ever. Have I dreamt this as I can't find it anywhere now. Please put me right Tony. Â Please tell me this is the beautifully titled Titney Spheres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Sounds like the Television X Factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benoit's missing tooth Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Kids these days, Ian. They don't know what it's like to have to work for a wank. There was no just switching on the PC, flicking to RedTube, and being immediately able to yank your plank. You had to scour TV & Satellite Monthly, looking to see if there were any Shannon Tweed films on, or maybe Peep! with Verona Felbusch on RTL2. If they weren't on, you were stuffed unless Henry & June was getting one of its weekly showings on Sky Movies Plus. Â You are so right about the youth of today having it easy. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who was their school's porn king. It helped that I looked about 18 as a 14 year old so would buy copies of Parade magazine for about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted February 6, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 Does anybody know about the English porn actress Laura Love she seemed to skips britporn and go straight in with BangBros. I some how ended up on a youtube video with her on which said her father got involved with stopping her pursuing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 6, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 This question is probably aimed at Houchen/tony james Do you think Houchen wouldn't know who he actually was if you didn't tell him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 6, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2012 Does anybody know about the English porn actress Laura Love she seemed to skips britporn and go straight in with BangBros. I some how ended up on a youtube video with her on which said her father got involved with stopping her pursuing it. Â She didn't do a great deal and by all accounts is retired. Â In other news, Jada Fire is retiring:- Â http://www.eurweb.com/2012/02/jada-fire-re...movies-adult-2/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 I thought she'd retired ages ago? Â I noticed on the Elegant Angel site a few days ago that Eva Angelina is coming back. Yay! Sandra Romain, Katja Kassin and Maya Hills have popped up in a few places recently too. I just wish Tori Black would come back as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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