Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 7, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2011 I like to get a mental sweat on now and again. Had a hard couple of days, and I thought I'd articulate myself though the power of poetry. Â Â It was the 5th of september, and they came from all around. To put the lid on the case, of the people who were sound. Â They didn't support five teams, nor were they bald. But they all liked a joke, yet baldy was so cold. Â He thought people were on his side, but chatting, having a chat, they made it quite clear... he was a shat. Â But I go to a forum this evening, and what I see I'm barely believing. Despite grabbing for rhymes, I've done no crimes. I've never invented initials, I've never used the three sea shells, I've never made a rod for my own back, mind you, I have been called a twat. But I've never made a song or dance of making myself look like a dick, perchance. I do it for a hobby, but I'll lobby, for the idiot to stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 I'm quiet honoured that while I'm tucked up in my bed with my lovely wife in my lovely house, you're thinking about me. I pity you but I'm honoured all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FelatioLips Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 This one is called "Can't we all just get along?" Â Woke up to find a poetry thread, it gave me quite a titter. But just like the morning's cold outside, Tiger Rick's reply is bitter. Â So what about his lovely wife? Other people can pull birds too. Well apart from maybe smeg and the heads because he's asexual incase you had no clue. Â I'd drop a few more rhymes for you, but I have to catch the bus. Stop being a bunch of girls you lot Rick, stop making such a fuss. Â Can't we all just get along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 So what about his lovely wife? Other people can pull birds too. Well apart from maybe smeg and the heads because he's asexual incase you had no clue. Utterly brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 I shouldn't have responded at all. I would have retracted it but TripleGay was too quick to reply. I was genuinely impressed with the poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 What the fuck is with those initials three? The fuss created bewilders me. It's just a repeat of the Elite Hate Squad Surely a ignorable triviality to a Mod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 I Think I've Caught The Gay  I wake up in the morning, and jump into the shower I have a wife next to me, but for some reason I cannot plough her Instead I go to the kitchen, log onto Spankwire all randy Skip past the hardcore bukkake, and go straight to the trannys  I frantically pull down my pants, and pull the stomach out of myself To the sight of a dude named Carmen, tugging at her balls and breasts A gaping hole, I'm on a roll, my calves begin to tense I blow my muck, I'm out of luck, my sexuality's on the fence  I make my wife some breakfast, and bring it to her in bed I'm having a moment of guilt, I should have doused it on her chest instead I get myself ready for work, and prepare myself for the day, Because I then use two face creams, I reckon I've caught the gay  True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 7, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2011 If whoever was behind Hurtardo was to reg that as a second account and post in this thread, I'd totally let that slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopper Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Oh, Cliff. Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if You really are a Cliff. When fascists keep trying to push you over it. Are they the lemmings? Or are you Cliff? Or are you, Cliff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 I Think I've Caught The Gay I wake up in the morning, and jump into the shower I have a wife next to me, but for some reason I cannot plough her Instead I go to the kitchen, log onto Spankwire all randy Skip past the hardcore bukkake, and go straight to the trannys  I frantically pull down my pants, and pull the stomach out of myself To the sight of a dude named Carmen, tugging at her balls and breasts A gaping hole, I'm on a roll, my calves begin to tense I blow my muck, I'm out of luck, my sexuality's on the fence  I make my wife some breakfast, and bring it to her in bed I'm having a moment of guilt, I should have doused it on her chest instead I get myself ready for work, and prepare myself for the day, Because I then use two face creams, I reckon I've caught the gay  True story  haha brilliant, cracked me up that (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 7, 2011 Author Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2011 I love you Scott Malbranque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Silky Kisser Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Thanks, Dopper. Coffee spat over my desk and the guy next to me looking at me like I'm a mental. Haven't heard that for so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I'm quiet, honoured that While I'm tucked up in my bed with my lovely Wife in my lovely House, you're thinking about me. I pity you But I'm honoured All the same. Â Fixed for poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Fixed for poetry. Â That's fuckin genius, that!!!! Brilliant. Â I love you Scott Malbranque. Â And I you, Butch, and I you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 I Think I've Caught The Gay I wake up in the morning, and jump into the shower I have a wife next to me, but for some reason I cannot plough her Instead I go to the kitchen, log onto Spankwire all randy Skip past the hardcore bukkake, and go straight to the trannys  I frantically pull down my pants, and pull the stomach out of myself To the sight of a dude named Carmen, tugging at her balls and breasts A gaping hole, I'm on a roll, my calves begin to tense I blow my muck, I'm out of luck, my sexuality's on the fence  I make my wife some breakfast, and bring it to her in bed I'm having a moment of guilt, I should have doused it on her chest instead I get myself ready for work, and prepare myself for the day, Because I then use two face creams, I reckon I've caught the gay  True story  Defintely up there with the best posts of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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