Jonny Vegas Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 It wasn't about Mr.B, but rather about the other guy beginning with G. Â Correct, I actually don't know who the guy Lister is talking about is? If someone cares to update me via PM with the story then I would be more than happy to try and whip something up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 This one is called "This is acting" Â It came from the air like a ball of death, as I watched it crush her, I held my breath. Buried alive under Pic n Mix Crushed to mush by King Size Twix. Â But it wasn't her that got me worried, as someone else I loved was buried, for Rita, I just could not care. I wrinkle my face, "Peter's in there". Â This is acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 This one is called "This is acting"Â It came from the air like a ball of death, as I watched it crush her, I held my breath. Buried alive under Pic n Mix Crushed to mush by King Size Twix. Â But it wasn't her that got me worried, as someone else I loved was buried, for Rita, I just could not care. I wrinkle my face, "Peter's in there". Â This is acting. Â "I'm beside myself with laughter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 ODE TO A PARODY  "In this darkest of days on the UK Fan Forum I, the Air Raid, full of glory and renowned Epitomise the value of maintaining some decorum So handsome in my motarboard and gown.  I took my love of Our Great Sport to the Land of the Rising Sun And saw a king called Daisuke crowned at Korakuen Hall But never once shirked my duties amidst all the drunken fun And found time to enscribe our insignia on the wall  Now the rebels are disbanded and forced to bare the blame Insinuated as instigators but such a proclamation proven wrong Trolls and sexpests torment fappers and mods the same For the nameless brave were the good guys all along  We carry on empowered by the spirit of absent Moo Whether our hearts flutter at the announcement of the NXT winner Or perhaps extolling the virtues of War Games '92 Or just praying mother doesnt catch us wanking over Shimmer  Don't assume we're all mysogonists, its an unfair conclusion Although you might ignore the posts of a certain "AJ numbers" Dexter and Gadge review their shows in relative seclusion But remember Ring of Honor is not just for nonces and bumders  The industry moves forward so we shouldn't look back Verily I declare, after much deliberation The match last summer 'twixt Richards and Black Is surely the Flair/Steamboat of our generation?  "Richie Freebird has the AIDS" is an accusation unnecessarily mean The boy loves a range of wrestling more than most Countless victims of shitarse promoters on the crumbling UK scene I'm still waiting for my 1PW tickets in the post  Frankie Sides and The Bossman, with whom Rude and Smith I've debated The three time World Karate Champion, I'll call his mama if I may Loki, Mr Seven and Gladstone always keep me educated And I wonder what became of Katie Ann Day....?  So now we shall continue discussing activities of four - and eight - sided rings But time grows short and humbly I adjourn One day you all shall be enlightened and the crownless again shall be kings ... I can see you have an awful lot to learn."   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 BRILLIANT! Frisbees for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Many, many good things in this thread, but air_raid that's magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 BRILLIANT! Frisbees for everyone! That reminds me i've got that book, i got it from Highspots in one of the grab bag offers they do every once in a while and it's apparently been signed by both Lanny Poffo and Randy Savage. I'd sell it if it weren't for the fact that the signatures look about as genuine as a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 I'd sell it if it weren't for the fact that the signatures look about as genuine as a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Showtime Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Many, many good things in this thread, but air_raid that's magnificent. tl:dnr. Â Compared to my one anyway. Â Mine was the best. Â The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Mind you don't incur the wrath of the Skullcrusher. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Mind you don't incur the wrath of the Skullcrusher. Do you think i should send him some flowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalDebacle Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 I knew I should've used 'bumder' in my poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2011 This one is called "No refunds" Â We've booked Shawn Michaels We're not lying this time. Seriously we've booked him, He'll be there. Â No refunds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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