Vito Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Let's Watch  On Monday the 14th of March, a video was uploaded onto YouTube that looked to be a run-of-the-mill fight video. A small, ratty child was squaring up to a much larger chubster, while his friends stood to the left with the camera. The ratty child, know as Ritchard, threw a punch, connecting with the chubster, Casey. Casey moved with the punch, but didn't back away or show any sign of pain. This was to be the Rat's first warning, which he failed to heed.  The Rat then began bouncing on his heels, taunting Casey by feigning punches to his stomach. Casey is seen moving his arm at speeds not yet achieved by mortal men. This was to be the Rat's second warning.  And then, following another feigned punch from the Rat, Casey acted. But it is not right to call him Casey any more, because he is much, much more. He is the Beast. Channeling the power of the Immortal Gods, the Beast threw himself at the Rat and subdued him. He then proceeded to hoist the Rat up in to the air, pausing briefly to savour the smell of fear, before slamming the Rat down with enough force to destroy the other half of Japan. Contemplating a kick to the head, the Beast decided against it, knowing the Rat was humiliated and broken. One of the Rat's counterparts came up with the intention of getting revenge, but when the Beast looked him square in the eyes he became paralyzed with fear. The Beast, satisfied with his work, turned and strode off to his lair.  The Beast's current whereabouts are unknown, but it is very likely he slumbers in an underwater cave in the Bermuda Triangle. According to several sources the bully ended up with a broken ankle while the victim was suspended from his school. YouTube keep pulling the video but fortunately it keeps being re-uploaded by supporters who have set up several fan pages and support pages on Facebook. Casey, also known as "Zangief Kid" and "Casey The Punisher" has officially gone viral and currently #zangief is a trending topic on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 Casey got suspended for 4 days because of this! The lad was just defending himsel, the little shit who attacked him got everything he deserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Deaq Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 This could almost be on topic , I was thinking he was gonna Powerbomb the kid threw the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 I think that dropping the kid onto his face was a much better idea then dropping him on the back of his head onto a concrete floor. I love the tall guy squaring up to Casey at the end only for Casey to simply turn and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 It was the Rat's fault, that was a sandbagging of Hardcore Holly proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 This kid is the next Goldberg. That was like a reverse Jackhammer, or even an Edgecution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Vegas Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 WOMBO COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 I hope this footage reaches an Australian wrestling promoter, Casey The Punisher is money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 What I want to see is a snazz-up of that video featuring some Street Fighter Alpha-style "Super Combo" power-up and impact graphics, and then a big "K.O." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 There were dozens of remixes flooding YouTube a few hours ago, but typically all of the good ones have been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 Well, him getting suspended is fair play really, i know he was defending himself, but the problem is its made its way to youtube and parents can be thick as fuck, they may complain that they are scared about what he could do to their kids etc etc. Schools never have fair policies surrounding this kind of thing, and in fairness, it could just be seen as 'two lads fight video'. He could have been expelled, so 4 days, nice one lad, lets be honest, being suspended for 4 days means fuck all does it. Â If he in fact was a bully victim like stated, spot on so, spot on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 Meh. He was fed a jobber. I'd like to see how he performs against proven opponents like Big Mac, Afropuff, or Dreads before we start hyping him as the next big internet sensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 There were dozens of remixes flooding YouTube a few hours ago, but typically all of the good ones have been removed. I can't find any now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Miz Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Squash match. Reminded me of some wrestling match from last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bAzTNM Fan Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 If I was Casey, I would demand that be played on my triumphant return to the classroom. Who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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