Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2011 (You put Ricky Gervais again, may want to change that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Rob Lowe Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 Poor Gervais. I've always seen his smugness as a joke he plays up. Â He does deserve grief for his painfully average stand up though. The channel 4 top 100 at xmas voted him third greatest stand up EVER, in the WORLD! Utter madness. People who voted in that are twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 14, 2011 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2011 (You put Ricky Gervais again, may want to change that) Â That'll teach me to try and save time with copying and pasting. I declare myself number 1 twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 (You put Ricky Gervais again, may want to change that) Â Some might argue he deserves to appear twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) Hmmm. I have to say I never thought much of Gervais. The Office was good, but in my opinion, over-rated. However after listening to his XFM podcasts I am now a fan, which is also down to Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington of course. Edited March 14, 2011 by BiffingtonClyro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted March 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted March 14, 2011 That photo of Gervais really sums him up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 14, 2011 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) Last entry for today.  DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions within the Twatlist are just that; views and opinions. No views within the Twatlist are my own. I love everybody. Especially celebrities   28 Liam Gallagher (2009 ranking: 17. Down 11 places)   What's he famous for? Music, being from Manchester, not liking his brother.  And you think he's a twat because... His ego probably has a great deal to do with this. His ego is big. It's huge. Massive. It's bigger than Jesus (but not as good as The Beatles). Gladstone Small succinctly sums up his thoughts on the twat as follows - "Rock & Roll Cunt." And after that, Gladstone, what else is to be said?  Was he voted a Top Twat (#1 Twat)? No.  And so to summarise, Liam Gallagher is worse than... Noel Gallagher, who didn't make the list? Edited March 15, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Jack Whitehall is funny, but he's also a cunt. An interesting dichotomy. I like the list so far. Looking forward to the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 14, 2011 And so to summarise, Liam Gallagher is worse than... Noel Gallagher, who didn't make the list? Â Shit. What I said about him anyway - "A cunt. D'you know what I mean?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyV.2 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Noel isn't a twat, I wont have that said, and I'm not even an Oasis fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 15, 2011 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions within the Twatlist are just that; views and opinions. No views within the Twatlist are my own. I love everybody. Especially celebrities    27 Russell Howard (2009 ranking: did not place)   What's he famous for? Large-scale arena stand-up, BBC Three programmes, doing silly voices.  And you think he's a twat because... "Why are all modern comedians called fucking Russell these days?" wonders Magnum. BiffingtonClyro, who ranked Howard at #5, adds, "He is soooooo funny!!11! and really freaking cute!!1! Do you like jokes about animals? You'll fucking love this cunt. He blinks so much you would think he is constantly walking through a very strong gale." Magnum elaborates, "Howard is another of the Michael McIntyre school of comedians who've learned that the content of your jokes isn't anywhere near as important as how funny you find them yourself. It's been said that a great comedian can make people laugh simply by reading a phonebook. Russell Howard proves that if you can make yourself laugh by reading a phonebook, and possibly pull some silly faces while you're doing it, you can sell out arenas. Edited March 15, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I am so happy that this utter, utter cunt has ranked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted March 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 15, 2011 Fuck. Can't believe Russell Howard ranked higher than fucking Ricky Gervais. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 27 Russell Howard (2009 ranking: did not place) Â And you think he's a twat because... "Why are all modern comedians called fucking Russell these days?" wonders Magnum. BiffingtonClyro, who ranked Howard at #5, adds, "He is soooooo funny!!11! and really freaking cute!!1! Do you like jokes about animals? You'll fucking love this cunt. He blinks so much you would think he is constantly walking through a very strong gale." Magnum elaborates, "Howard is another of the Michael McIntyre school of comedians who've learned that the content of your jokes isn't anywhere near as important as how funny you find them yourself. It's been said that a great comedian can make people laugh simply by reading a phonebook. Russell Howard proves that if you can make yourself laugh by reading a phonebook, and possibly pull some silly faces while you're doing it, you can sell out arenas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted March 15, 2011 Noel isn't a twat, I wont have that said, and I'm not even an Oasis fan. Â Allow me to retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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