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I was going to offer up a inspirational lyrics thread, but Stug beat me to it with something similar a while back http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=120698...;hl=song+lyrics

 

But, taking inspiration from the likes of Tinie Tempah and Puff Daddy i thought there's probably more ridiculous lyrics out there than inspirational... Bad English, bad grammar or something so ridiculous you just have to share it - leave the lyrics that have left you laughing or baffled right here.

 

"Young black and famous, with money hanging out the anus."

Puff Daddy, 'Cant Nobody Hold Me Down'

 

 

"My uncle used to drink a can of Kestral when life gets stressful, uh."

Tinie Tempah, 'Wonderwoman'

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"I wanna see blood, whether it's period blood or busting your fuckin face, some blood!!

 

.....Imagine, gettin shot up with Ol Dirty insulin. You bound to catch AIDS or something. Not sayin I got it, but nigga if I got it you got it!! WHAT?!?"

 

ODB on Raw Hide. Man he was awesome.

 

This.

 

Other great ODB lines from that track I like are "I came out ma mommas pussy on welfare, 30 years later still on fuckin welfare!" and "Now who the fuck would wanna be an MC when you can't get paaaaaiiiiiiddddd...to be a fuckin MC!"

 

There's this one song by that crappy Slipknot ripoff band Mushroom Head where the chorus goes "GREEDO DIED AT THE HANDS OF SOLO! GREEDO DIED AT THE HANDS OF SOLO!"

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Immortal Technique Dance with the devil.

 

Sorry its a bit long.

 

 

They drove around the projects slow while it was raining

smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment

 

until they saw a woman on the street walking alone

three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home

and so they quietly got out the car and followed her

walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her

they wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor

"this is it kid, now you got your chance to be raw..."

so Billy yoked her up and grabbed the chick by the hair

and dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there

she struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs

they got to the roof and then held her down on the ground

screaming shut the fuck up and stop moving around

the shirt covered her face, but she screamed and clawed

so Billy stomped on the bitch, until he broken her jaw

 

 

 

the dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing

they kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving

blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently

and then they all proceeded to rape her violently

Billy was meant to go first, but each of them took a turn

ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned

her broken jaw mumbled for God but they weren't concerned

when they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and bruised

one of them niggaz pulled out a brand new .22

they told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through

and if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew

he thought about it for a minute, she was practically dead

and so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head

 

I'm falling and I can't turn back

I'm falling and I can't turn back

 

Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life

he thought about the cocaine with the platinum and ice

and he felt strong standing along with his new brothers

cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover

but what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter

'cause he was staring into the eyes of his own mother

 

Enrique Iglesias - Addicted

 

Have I told how good

it feels to be me

when I'm in you?

 

Meat Loaf - I Would Do Anything For Love

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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"I wanna see blood, whether it's period blood or busting your fuckin face, some blood!!

 

.....Imagine, gettin shot up with Ol Dirty insulin. You bound to catch AIDS or something. Not sayin I got it, but nigga if I got it you got it!! WHAT?!?"

 

ODB on Raw Hide. Man he was awesome.

 

This.

 

Other great ODB lines from that track I like are "I came out ma mommas pussy on welfare, 30 years later still on fuckin welfare!" and "Now who the fuck would wanna be an MC when you can't get paaaaaiiiiiiddddd...to be a fuckin MC!"

 

 

 

The lyrics to "I Can't Wait" are amazing as well. I'm not sure I could pick out just one, but "I wanna give a shout out to the submarines" is probably up there..

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What about song's that read different from the way they are heard.

 

On paper Celine Dion's lyrics read - Near far where ever you are i believe that the heart does go on.

 

Listening to the exact same song it souds like - Near far wherever you are i believe that the hot dogs go on.

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From Razor Baby by Crazy Gods of Endless Noise

 

Our hero is a broken man,

He's hanging out between your eyes

He's skating round and swinging from the light

This joker has no middle name

No rolled up sleeve's, no blind man's cane

He wonders through this playground spreading love

 

 

That's pretty non sensical

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A lot of Body Count's lyrics are so bad they're good. For example, Body Count Anthem

 

body count, body count, body

count, body count,

body count, body count, body count.

 

bc, bc, bc, bc, (muthafucka)

bc, bc, bc, bc,

bc, bc, bc, bc,

bc, bc, bc, bc.

 

body count, body count, body

count, body count,

body count, body count, body

count, body count.

 

bc, bc, bc, bc,

bc, bc, bc, bc,

bc, bc, bc, bc,

bc, bc, bc, bc.

 

Absolutely profound. Also some lines from "Strippers"

 

You`re worse than a whore,

You won`t fuck.

 

You push your puss on my dick

You make my balls turn blue.

Don`t make me rape you!!

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