M-Dudz Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I was going to offer up a inspirational lyrics thread, but Stug beat me to it with something similar a while back http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=120698...;hl=song+lyrics  But, taking inspiration from the likes of Tinie Tempah and Puff Daddy i thought there's probably more ridiculous lyrics out there than inspirational... Bad English, bad grammar or something so ridiculous you just have to share it - leave the lyrics that have left you laughing or baffled right here.  "Young black and famous, with money hanging out the anus." Puff Daddy, 'Cant Nobody Hold Me Down'   "My uncle used to drink a can of Kestral when life gets stressful, uh." Tinie Tempah, 'Wonderwoman' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2011 "I wanna see blood, whether it's period blood or busting your fuckin face, some blood!! Â .....Imagine, gettin shot up with Ol Dirty insulin. You bound to catch AIDS or something. Not sayin I got it, but nigga if I got it you got it!! WHAT?!?" Â ODB on Raw Hide. Man he was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WU LYF 4 LYF Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 "Call before you come so i can shave my cho-cha  Nothing nonsensical there, she's just tidying down below up before her man comes to stay. And a fine sentiment it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Anything by Black Eyed Peas but My Humps is the worst of a terrible bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 That G6 song. All of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilgore Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 "There ain't a club that you won't see me at. Cause I'm a street star. There's no set time I have my tea at." - Wiley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Anything by Black Eyed Peas but My Humps is the worst of a terrible bunch.  This, this many many times.  First in with  I don't want to see a ghost, It's a sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 "I wanna see blood, whether it's period blood or busting your fuckin face, some blood!! .....Imagine, gettin shot up with Ol Dirty insulin. You bound to catch AIDS or something. Not sayin I got it, but nigga if I got it you got it!! WHAT?!?"  ODB on Raw Hide. Man he was awesome.  This.  Other great ODB lines from that track I like are "I came out ma mommas pussy on welfare, 30 years later still on fuckin welfare!" and "Now who the fuck would wanna be an MC when you can't get paaaaaiiiiiiddddd...to be a fuckin MC!"  There's this one song by that crappy Slipknot ripoff band Mushroom Head where the chorus goes "GREEDO DIED AT THE HANDS OF SOLO! GREEDO DIED AT THE HANDS OF SOLO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dead Skin Mask by Slayer. Â Biffy Clyro - When we collide we come together. If we don't we'll always be apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Immortal Technique Dance with the devil.  Sorry its a bit long.   They drove around the projects slow while it was raining smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment  until they saw a woman on the street walking alone three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home and so they quietly got out the car and followed her walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her they wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor "this is it kid, now you got your chance to be raw..." so Billy yoked her up and grabbed the chick by the hair and dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there she struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs they got to the roof and then held her down on the ground screaming shut the fuck up and stop moving around the shirt covered her face, but she screamed and clawed so Billy stomped on the bitch, until he broken her jaw    the dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing they kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently and then they all proceeded to rape her violently Billy was meant to go first, but each of them took a turn ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned her broken jaw mumbled for God but they weren't concerned when they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and bruised one of them niggaz pulled out a brand new .22 they told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through and if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew he thought about it for a minute, she was practically dead and so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head  I'm falling and I can't turn back I'm falling and I can't turn back  Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life he thought about the cocaine with the platinum and ice and he felt strong standing along with his new brothers cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover but what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter 'cause he was staring into the eyes of his own mother  Enrique Iglesias - Addicted  Have I told how good it feels to be me when I'm in you?  Meat Loaf - I Would Do Anything For Love I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2011 "I wanna see blood, whether it's period blood or busting your fuckin face, some blood!! .....Imagine, gettin shot up with Ol Dirty insulin. You bound to catch AIDS or something. Not sayin I got it, but nigga if I got it you got it!! WHAT?!?"  ODB on Raw Hide. Man he was awesome.  This.  Other great ODB lines from that track I like are "I came out ma mommas pussy on welfare, 30 years later still on fuckin welfare!" and "Now who the fuck would wanna be an MC when you can't get paaaaaiiiiiiddddd...to be a fuckin MC!"    The lyrics to "I Can't Wait" are amazing as well. I'm not sure I could pick out just one, but "I wanna give a shout out to the submarines" is probably up there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 What about song's that read different from the way they are heard. Â On paper Celine Dion's lyrics read - Near far where ever you are i believe that the heart does go on. Â Listening to the exact same song it souds like - Near far wherever you are i believe that the hot dogs go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 From Razor Baby by Crazy Gods of Endless Noise  Our hero is a broken man, He's hanging out between your eyes He's skating round and swinging from the light This joker has no middle name No rolled up sleeve's, no blind man's cane He wonders through this playground spreading love   That's pretty non sensical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 I can't believe no-one has nominated the Oasis classic (there are two words that don't often go together) from Little James - "You play with your toys, even though they make noise." Â Liam Gallagher~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matbro1984 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 A lot of Body Count's lyrics are so bad they're good. For example, Body Count Anthem  body count, body count, body count, body count, body count, body count, body count.  bc, bc, bc, bc, (muthafucka) bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc.  body count, body count, body count, body count, body count, body count, body count, body count.  bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc, bc.  Absolutely profound. Also some lines from "Strippers"  You`re worse than a whore, You won`t fuck.  You push your puss on my dick You make my balls turn blue. Don`t make me rape you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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