Magnum Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I can't believe no-one has nominated the Oasis classic (there are two words that don't often go together) from Little James - "You play with your toys, even though they make noise."Â Liam Gallagher~! Â There's a fair few Oasis lyrics that belong in here: Â 'Mr Sifter sold me songs when I was just 16 Now he stops at traffic lights, but only when they're green' Â 'She's got a sister, and God only knows how I've missed her And on the palm of her hand is a blister, and I need more time' and of course pseudo-philosophical nonsense like: Â 'True perfection has to be imperfect I know that that sounds foolish but it's true' Â Scary thing is, I thought he was a fucking great lyricist when I was 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-Dudz Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 I have a feeling rappers and hip hoppers may well dominate this! Plenty of ODB randoms to pool from! Â Loving Des'ree! I'd forgotton about that line, it used to enrage me whenever i heard it! Â I expected someone else to be quicker off the mark with this next one though. Â "In an mmmbop they're not there, until you lose your hair. No, but you don't care." Hanson, 'Mmmmbop' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Shakira's "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" always raised an eyebrow in a confused manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 The Biffy Clyro lyric mentioned is nothing compared to the same band coming out with... Â "I pronounce it aluminium, 'cause there's an I before the U and M." Â Fucking horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Body Count's tune Strippers is full of great lines... Â Strippers, i want dick sucked, Strippers, i want to bust a nut' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Magnets. How do they work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncletrunx Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 There's always the classic Black Sabbath line "Satan's coming round the bend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm a fan of both these acts but... Â Pete Tosh - Nuclear War "We don't want no nuclear war. With nuclear war we won't go far" Â The Streets - Never Give In "Does she do, or does she don't love me true or fuck me won't. The only time I know of love is when silence is violent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Technique again... Obnoxious  That's your girl, bitch get over here, give me some brain I'll bust off on her face, and right after the segment She'll probably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Meat Loaf - I Would Do Anything For Love I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Except you do realize he's saying he wont cheat on her? The full version says as much. Â Hammerfall's Howling In The Pack is a perfect example of this: Â "We rule the dark And we do as we please And nothing can stop us No time to catch some z's" Â Someone should have been slapped for even suggesting that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Meat Loaf - I Would Do Anything For Love I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Except you do realize he's saying he wont cheat on her? The full version says as much. Â Â Yeah but you can't defend 'Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are" or the way he sings it, even... It's horrendously lazy songwriting. Just looked in his rear view mirror or watched Jurassic Park, sang a melody and he had a number 1 hit. I could write a belting ballad called "Lighting an Office Overnight Wastes Enough Energy to Boil 1000 Cups Of Tea" but I have far too much respect for people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary v1 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Ah crap I came to post the 'Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?' line. Â There was a great thread here not so long ago about ICP. That 'Miracles' song was a gold mine for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Ah crap I came to post the 'Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?' line. There was a great thread here not so long ago about ICP. That 'Miracles' song was a gold mine for this thread. Someone had a cracking gif of the "It's just there in the air" with Violent J's satisfied but confused face as their sig. Always cracked me up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You can take your pick of pretty much any line in Lyte Funky Ones' 'Summer Girls':  'New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick'  racist  'When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet, Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets'  needless, disrespectful abbreviation of a man's name  'Call you up but what's the use, I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose'  how can anyone hate Footloose?  In the interests of full disclosure, I do fucking love that song though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Seven Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 There's this one song by that crappy Slipknot ripoff band Mushroom Head where the chorus goes "GREEDO DIED AT THE HANDS OF SOLO! GREEDO DIED AT THE HANDS OF SOLO!"   There are some inaccuracies here. Mushroomhead are in fact:  1: Not a Slipknot rip-off 2: Awesome  So now you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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