The Reverend Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Duran Duran always spouted a pile of shite (although I quite like them!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Icon Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 How has no-one mentioned 'I'm as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer'? Â Also, how The Bloodhound Gang managed to create a song out of nothing but Ralph Wiggum quotes is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr.Showtime Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 # Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie, I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie. # Just Lose It, Eminem  The exact moment you knew he was fucked and was never going to be good with lyrics again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Scooter's entire career. Take your pick. Although my favourite is '3 AM, the painted cow! Hiya! You aint stopping us now!'. I'll nominate my own Basildon favourites Depeche Mode too for the woeful 'People are People so why should it be ... you and I should get along so aw-ful-y'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Also, how The Bloodhound Gang managed to create a song out of nothing but Ralph Wiggum quotes is beyond me. Â In fairness, with a song title like Ralph Wiggum I didn't expect it to be topical. I like the Bloodhound Gang, I'll openly admit that...I really enjoy their little ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Icon Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Also, how The Bloodhound Gang managed to create a song out of nothing but Ralph Wiggum quotes is beyond me. Â In fairness, with a song title like Ralph Wiggum I didn't expect it to be topical. I like the Bloodhound Gang, I'll openly admit that...I really enjoy their little ways. Â I didn't say I didn't enjoy the song, I just found it astounding how listenable it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 The G6 one for sure considering the amount of things G6 can actually mean, according to my research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Anything by Kesha or The Streets is aural rape to me. Anything where the artist mentions themselves or name drops any of their famous mates is fucking nauseating. Â But, and apparently it's just me, I think The Wombats are responsible for most of the biggest crimes against music ever. OK, I could get past his annoying voice and their annoying melodies, but the lyrics just piss me off. I don't know whether its the "saying inane things that are just words and dont mean anything" or the feeling of "a five year old could have written this" or just a general "this is shit," but their songs make me want to stab them in the eyes. Backfire At The Disco is the least annoying of their "hits" because its just MIND NUMBINGLY annoying, but it's absolute angels song compared to this shower of shit : Â Moving To New York I put one foot forward and ended up thirty yards back. And am I losing touch or am I just completely off the track? - The second line is completely superfluous. Maybe I'm just an anal type (ho ho) but that really annoys me. It's the Wombats to a tee. Just... words. Just annoyance. Â Tokyo Astrophysics you'll never be my closest friend - I honestly think the only reason this line exists is because it was the best he could come up with because he wanted something that rhymes with "comprehend." Â Kill The Director No I don't care about the soaps, though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode - You've given up, haven't you? You lack the ability to articulate what your protagonist is going through, so just throw out "EastEnders" and we'll get an idea. Â If this is a rom-com, kill the director - See above. What a waste of breath, and indeed life. Â Carrots help us see much better in the dark, don't talk to girls they'll break your heart - I despair. Please tell me this is parody, please. Did people buy this single? Actually part with money for it to pollute their ears? What shite. Â THIS IS NO BRIDGET JONES x 26 - No, too right it isn't. That ended, and I have a horrible feeling this song never will. Â Let's Dance To Joy Division A small piece of advice, that took twenty-two years in the make, - Do you mean in the MAKING, you fucking spastic? Â Let's dance to joy division, and celebrate the irony, - Ohhhhhhh just fuck off. Â And we will wait for you and lead you through the dancefloor, up to the DJ booth, you know what to ask for, - Yeah, I'm afraid I do. Â let the love tear us apart, I've found the cure for a broken heart, Let it tear us apart, (Let it tear us apart) - Oh for FUCK'S SAKE, just sing THE FUCKING SONG. End the charade and just stand there and sing it, you annoying Scouse prick. Â Â Crowning glory was when I read this tosser had to listen to their first album "on his ipod in the loo" or words to that effect because he had "forgotten the words." I'm sure you'll probably SHIT OUT better, that's why, you absolute pleb. Â I hate them so much it hurts. In fact I've managed to enrage myself just typing that. Thanks a fucking lot, M-Dudz. With a name like that I bet you love a bit of N-Dubz too, dontcha? PRICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-Dudz Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 "I never kissed a bear, I never kissed a goon but I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room." Wanda Jackson, Let's Have A Party. Â Hmmm, yes. Quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Scouting for Girls: She's so lovely  I love the way she fills her clothes She looks just like them girls in Vogue I love the way she plays it cool I think that she is beautiful  She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely  The worst band in the world? Quite possibly. Lyrics that look like they've been written by a 10 year old? Most definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 # Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie, I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie. # Just Lose It, Eminem  The exact moment you knew he was fucked and was never going to be good with lyrics again. Nah, Recovery was exactly as the title suggests, a grand return to lyrical form. Relapse was good lyrically as well in parts, even though the topics and accents ruined it. Beautiful was a great ballad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Green Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 Scouting for Girls: She's so lovely I love the way she fills her clothes She looks just like them girls in Vogue I love the way she plays it cool I think that she is beautiful  She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely She's so lovely  The worst band in the world? Quite possibly. Lyrics that look like they've been written by a 10 year old? Most definitely. I remember everywhere buzzing about them being the next big thing too. Absolute toss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 I'm one of the biggest Mike Patton fans going, but looking back, the lyrics to Epic are pretty brutal. The chorus is a nice hook, but the lyrics during the verses are pure nonsense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Green Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 That reminds me, The Stooges are probably my favorite band ever but the lyrics to Trollin' (and The Weirdness album itself really) are fucking awful:  Huh! Woo! Good God!  Baby, baby take a look at me I see your long legs riding your Lee's I see your hair has energy My dick is turnin' into a tree  I got the top down on my cadillac My Stooges T-Shirt is ridin' my back Rock critics wouldn't like this at all I guess my faith is ridin' my balls  You can't tell me this is not a suave thing to do You can't tell me 'cause I know you'd do it too  I'm trollin' We're trollin' Baby I'm trollin' Baby we're trollin'  Hey baby, consider me I am as lonely as I can be I've bread given and I've read sod I've played with rockers and I've played with mods  My mind is blown and nothin' is true The ones who don't know always say they do There's a reason when you gotta look It's the action and never the book  You can't tell me this is not a suave thing to do You can't tell me 'cause I know you'd do it too  I'm trollin' I'm trollin' We're trollin' We're trollin' Baby we're trollin' Lookin' for somethin' I'm trollin' baby We're trollin' baby We're trollin' Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' Trollin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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