Paid Members GlennCullen Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 I learn from Kenny Powers. Â So what you're saying is that you're like Stevie? Not a good comparison dude.. Â Look at me mum! I feel like I could go all fucking night.... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Getting dragged to one of those Valentines Day "single nights", which I assume is like speed dating or something? If that crashes and burns, I have a shitload of liquer waiting at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Like most normal men, I'll be spending this Valentines Day with my beautiful wife. Â Enjoy your prostitutes and cheap liquor, gents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Like most normal men, I'll be spending this Valentines Day with my beautiful wife. Enjoy your prostitutes and cheap liquor, gents. Most normal men spend Valentines Day with your beautiful wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I've already said no, Keith, I'm not going to change my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Like most normal men, I'll be spending this Valentines Day with my beautiful wife. Enjoy your prostitutes and cheap liquor, gents. Most normal men spend Valentines Day with your beautiful wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Same as anyone else who is single and doesn't drink, hookers and blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 I've already said no, Keith, I'm not going to change my mind. Â Yeah, Keith - spit-roast's as far as you go, DP's just taking it too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 3, 2011 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2011 I'm going to darts. It's Monday. That's fucking league night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Saliba Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 My girlfriend is going back to Manchester (where she lives) on the Sunday. Mondays are her day with her grandchild and NOTHING gets in the way of that. So I shall be on my lonesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 hookers and blow. Â Now I wish I was single again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 hookers and blow. Â Now I wish I was single again... Â Nothing stopping you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 My girlfriend is going back to Manchester (where she lives) on the Sunday. Mondays are her day with her grandchild and NOTHING gets in the way of that. So I shall be on my lonesome. Her grandchild? What age are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 Right, here's the plan for the 14th: I have the Presidential Suite of the Bloomfield Hotel in Mullingar (Ireland) booked (got that suite, a bouquet of flowers on the bed, and dinner for two for 276 bob) She thinks we're going to see our mates down that way so she'll get a nice surprise. She usually gets filthy when she drinks champagne, and when under the influence of bubbly she'll do things you wouldn't even see in a Peter North production, so I'm buying a bottle of Brut in the local Off License, coz bollox am I paying hotel prices for it just to be left on the pillow when we walk through the door. I'll fill her with Lucozade in the car drive down so she's bursting for a jimmy by the time we get to the room and she'll run straight to the pot, so I can put the cheap bubbly on the pillow and she'll be none the wiser, only the more appreciative. I'll then run the jacuzzi bath in said suite for both of us, dip in and rub me crown and some shower gel against her bumhole in the vain hope she might let me goose her up there. If she doesn't loosen the pucker so early, I'll have to endure hours of bastarding torture probably talking to other bastard couples we only just met in the bar, the fella's in which are probably either United or Liverpool fans and can't see past their own clubs starting 11 to hold a decent conversation with them, so I'll sit there scorpy, sulky and randy, with a horn fluctuating between a semi and a kinger all through the night because my bird has her cleavage out as always. Then hopefully we head back to the room, give her a glass of champers to round of the night, and it's like black or red on the roulette table. She'll either pass out and I'll wind up taking her Heat magazine and bang one out into the toilet, or I can be Manhammer for the preceding hour...or 2 minutes...depending on how much I've had to drink myself. That be it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WU LYF 4 LYF Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 It doesn't even register anymore, unless someone brings it up to me. I have no interest in a long term relationship for a few more years at least, and if I did want to impress someone I wouldn't have to wait until Valentines Day to buy them flowers or chocolates or plan a romantic surprise. Â However, I will be getting insanely drunk, probably off Tanqueray, and as such will be sleazily patrolling some club come 3AM trying to persuade women to accompany me home 'because it's the day of love' or something equally as tragic. Unless yayo is involved, in which case I'll be standing in a corner trying (failing) to look cool and deludedly thinking I'm too good for any girl in said club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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