Paid Members Wretch Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Seems a good a place as any to post this.   The saddest Valentine in Britain: Dumped student hunts for Mr Right with a sandwich board at the side of the road While all around the country, sweethearts are opening their Valentine's cards today, spare a thought for this broken-hearted young lass.  Janie Brown's boyfriend Steve called time on their six-month romance yesterday and rather than mope, she decided to fix herself up with a date straight away.  The 20-year-old, who is studying History at Birmingham University, put together a 3ft sandwich board and cut a pathetic figure standing beside a busy main road advertising her loneliness.  Janie said she didn't want to spend the 'day alone' because it would be 'depressing' and thought a passer by would 'take pity on her'.  She said: 'Well my boyfriend dumped me yesterday and I thought instead of moping around the house all day I would go out and get a date.  'I was worth more than that rat bag anyway. No one wants to be alone for Valentines day.  'It was my friend's idea to do it, she dared me, but I just thought why not.  I haven't had any success as yet, but I'm confident that by the end of the day I will find a guy to take me out. I'm very determined.  'I'm young and outgoing - so I'm sure I'll find a guy.'  The student said this was the first time she had 'begged for a date'.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I can see why he left her haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 I got dumped back in my youth the day before valentines, it's nice. I feel sorry for the poor lass. Sod it, I would, if only for the night! Why not? At least you're guaranteed some action. Absolute worst case scenario, you get more experience under your belt and you could have a natter about history afterwards. I dig history. Â I might take a trip up to Birmingham and book a travel lodge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 That's proper desperate. If she is that lonely go on the game someguy will pay a 100 quid to un-satisfy her for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Is it though? Think about it, how busy do you reckon the roads are in Birmingham? There's every chance she'd meet someone at a place several people congregate. Ideally, she'd be by a layby so people have a place to park should they wish to whisk her away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Is it though? Think about it, how busy do you reckon the roads are in Birmingham? There's every chance she'd meet someone at a place several people congregate. Ideally, she'd be by a layby so people have a place to park should they wish to whisk her away.  What normal bloke would pick up a young girl off the side of the road.  If it i drove past her i would  A: Think she had a knife and was going to kill me.  B:Was going to drug me over a drink and rob me.  C: Have me jumped by her much bigger boyfriend get beaten up and then rob me.  I wouldn't think there is a lovely young lady with a cardboard box around her asking me for a great evening out. Who is going to stop and let her in thier car or swap numbers with her. You said that ideally she'd be by a laybay. The bloke picking her up is leaving her in a layby and Pat is making another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm off to see Mark Thomas tonight with some mates. Which also wouldn't be a bad place to meet interesting girls, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Dammer Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Is it though? Think about it, how busy do you reckon the roads are in Birmingham? There's every chance she'd meet someone at a place several people congregate. Ideally, she'd be by a layby so people have a place to park should they wish to whisk her away.  What normal bloke would pick up a young girl off the side of the road.  If it i drove past her i would  A: Think she had a knife and was going to kill me.  B:Was going to drug me over a drink and rob me.  C: Have me jumped by her much bigger boyfriend get beaten up and then rob me.  I wouldn't think there is a lovely young lady with a cardboard box around her asking me for a great evening out. Who is going to stop and let her in thier car or swap numbers with her. You said that ideally she'd be by a laybay. The bloke picking her up is leaving her in a layby and Pat is making another thread.  I wouldnt think anything like that when I see theres reporters flashing cameras at her. Id just think, ha, a pathetic publicity stunt to fill some column inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Is it though? Think about it, how busy do you reckon the roads are in Birmingham? There's every chance she'd meet someone at a place several people congregate. Ideally, she'd be by a layby so people have a place to park should they wish to whisk her away.  What normal bloke would pick up a young girl off the side of the road.  If it i drove past her i would  A: Think she had a knife and was going to kill me.  B:Was going to drug me over a drink and rob me.  C: Have me jumped by her much bigger boyfriend get beaten up and then rob me.  I wouldn't think there is a lovely young lady with a cardboard box around her asking me for a great evening out. Who is going to stop and let her in thier car or swap numbers with her. You said that ideally she'd be by a laybay. The bloke picking her up is leaving her in a layby and Pat is making another thread.  Except that A) She isn't trying to kill you she's trying to date you, B) She wants to go for a drink with you for company, not to drug you and C) she DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHICH IS THE WHOLE POINT. Where is the love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Shit Poster Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Is it though? Think about it, how busy do you reckon the roads are in Birmingham? There's every chance she'd meet someone at a place several people congregate. Ideally, she'd be by a layby so people have a place to park should they wish to whisk her away.  What normal bloke would pick up a young girl off the side of the road.  If it i drove past her i would  A: Think she had a knife and was going to kill me.  B:Was going to drug me over a drink and rob me.  C: Have me jumped by her much bigger boyfriend get beaten up and then rob me.  I wouldn't think there is a lovely young lady with a cardboard box around her asking me for a great evening out. Who is going to stop and let her in thier car or swap numbers with her. You said that ideally she'd be by a laybay. The bloke picking her up is leaving her in a layby and Pat is making another thread.  Except that A) She isn't trying to kill you she's trying to date you, B) She wants to go for a drink with you for company, not to drug you and C) she DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHICH IS THE WHOLE POINT. Where is the love?   Yeah but you only know this because of the UKFF. Where do you live? If there was a random girl with a sign saying take me out my boyfriend just dumped would you. I wouldn't for fear of my above points i would not have anything against anyone who did take her out but would assume it was dangerous and a set up.  How many women would be interested in a bloke who did the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Is it though? Think about it, how busy do you reckon the roads are in Birmingham? There's every chance she'd meet someone at a place several people congregate. Ideally, she'd be by a layby so people have a place to park should they wish to whisk her away.  What normal bloke would pick up a young girl off the side of the road.  If it i drove past her i would  A: Think she had a knife and was going to kill me.  B:Was going to drug me over a drink and rob me.  C: Have me jumped by her much bigger boyfriend get beaten up and then rob me.  I wouldn't think there is a lovely young lady with a cardboard box around her asking me for a great evening out. Who is going to stop and let her in thier car or swap numbers with her. You said that ideally she'd be by a laybay. The bloke picking her up is leaving her in a layby and Pat is making another thread.  Except that A) She isn't trying to kill you she's trying to date you, B) She wants to go for a drink with you for company, not to drug you and C) she DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHICH IS THE WHOLE POINT. Where is the love?   Yeah but you only know this because of the UKFF.  The UKFF. Serious fucking business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members nfc90210 Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 I got drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members nfc90210 Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 It was fun. Then I woke up this morning and had to go to work. That was less fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 15, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 You never invite me to get drunk anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 15, 2011 So, I went out last night......I PULLED!!! And she likes wrestling, we watched Raw live. And then we did it afterwards. It was fucking awesome! She's a first year at Uni who I'd never previously spoken to before last night. She was a mutual friend of someone in my year basically. Everyone was flirting and mucking about what with it being valentines and all that, so we danced a little and eventually we wound up back at mine, watched Raw, and then got down to it. Â Best, valentines day, ever. I literally couldn't make it up. She even likes watching football. I may very well have struck gold here. Over the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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