Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 2, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2011 So what will you be doing on this infernal day seeing as you won't be getting laid? I have plans that involve vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Aye same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 The valentines thread is late this year. I'll be spending it mostly in Cardiff, recovering, and then travelling home. Living the high life I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 Picking up a sweet, sweet hooker who I'll make love to in the poo poo. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 Walking into a fancy restaurant, being stopped by a front-of-house type guy/gal with a clipboard, telling them "This won't take long", storming up to a couple consisting of a man I'm jealous of, giving him a hair-dresser's slap across the chops while shouting "Trollop!", then fleeing the establishment. Crying. With someone else's gammon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 It's a Monday, so I'll be at work. And then I'll come back to the room full of boxes and loneliness that I'm workingon moving out of, and not get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 Picking up a sweet, sweet hooker who I'll make love to in the poo poo. Â Just to make it clear this was a joke. Â Â Â Â Â Â I'm not paying extra for anal, the robbing slag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 3, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 A lot of people ask me, "SSB, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 You're livin' the dream, SSB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 A lot of people ask me, "SSB, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument. Â Yeah it is pretty sweet if the lass is really game. One wouldn't look me in the eye though, all business. Thats a bit of a thrill killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 3, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 I learn from Kenny Powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted February 3, 2011 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2011 Where did you get these prozzies JTTS? Were they decent looking? Have you posted a review of them on PunterNet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I'd like to hear from Scott Malbranque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 I learn from Kenny Powers. Â Ohh, you lead me down a dark ally there sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 3, 2011 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2011 I learn from Kenny Powers. Â So what you're saying is that you're like Stevie? Not a good comparison dude.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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