Magnum Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I don't mind Valentines when it's on a normal clubbing night, and monday is a fairly big student night in quite a few cities. You get a much better ratio of single girls as all the taken ones are at home or in some cheesy restaurant with their boyfriend doing something they suppose is 'romantic', and girls who are drinking in a bar on Valentine's night aren't usually at their choosiest. If you do somehow get knocked back, at least you can take comfort in the knowledge it's because you're an ugly charmless cunt rather than any of that 'I've got a boyfriend' nonsense. Â Failing that, it's a pizza and a wank for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 Pretending Treating it like any other day. Â Last time I was single on Valentines I was still at the parental home working in a pub, and went out and got trashed after work with two of the barmaids not needing to be anywhere the morning after. Currently doing the 9 til 5 and living with my equally useless mate, so work-telly-pint-telly-bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Dammer Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Ive never been the guy to book a restaurant on Velantines Day, I cant stand the obvious shame of sitting there alongside all of the other lame blokes who only took their Wife/GF out because they felt they had to. Instead I always do something special a week or so before Valentines Day so I dont have to go through all of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted February 3, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 Well, V. Day kinda falls weirdly this year, as the Mrs. will be in college that day - probably just a nice takeout, but we're going away to Atlantic City the next weekend to celebrate our 2nd Anniversary, so that's our big romantic time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 3, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2011 Too many people with actual women on the day itt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undercover elephant Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 A lot of people ask me, "SSB, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.Lets hope you haven't been to Slough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 4, 2011 Moderators Share Posted February 4, 2011 I don't mind Valentines when it's on a normal clubbing night, and monday is a fairly big student night in quite a few cities. You get a much better ratio of single girls as all the taken ones are at home or in some cheesy restaurant with their boyfriend doing something they suppose is 'romantic', and girls who are drinking in a bar on Valentine's night aren't usually at their choosiest. If you do somehow get knocked back, at least you can take comfort in the knowledge it's because you're an ugly charmless cunt rather than any of that 'I've got a boyfriend' nonsense. Failing that, it's a pizza and a wank for me.   I'm not in a student town so Monday means nothing to me, but I agree with this sentiment. When it was on a Saturday a couple years back I had a real fun night at the local bars; just me and one other single mate and there were loads of single girls out.  Apart from that, though, Valentine's Day has never been more than just another day since I was a child at school. I don't really even register that it's happening unless I'm actively reminded of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted February 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2011 Too many people with actual women on the day itt. *Relationships in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishDave Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 If I'm working, I'll spend my day telling people that there's no Valentine's Day special. If not, I may drag singles to a bar and we can auction of the women in the group to desperate guys for a giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digforvictory Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I don't mind Valentines when it's on a normal clubbing night, and monday is a fairly big student night in quite a few cities. You get a much better ratio of single girls as all the taken ones are at home or in some cheesy restaurant with their boyfriend doing something they suppose is 'romantic', and girls who are drinking in a bar on Valentine's night aren't usually at their choosiest. If you do somehow get knocked back, at least you can take comfort in the knowledge it's because you're an ugly charmless cunt rather than any of that 'I've got a boyfriend' nonsense. Failing that, it's a pizza and a wank for me. Brilliant.  At school I was once told off for giving a Valentines card to my mate because it was wrong to for a boy to give it to another boy. I apologised and went on my merry way. A teacher would get in shit for that now wouldn't they? The mid nineties were a simpler time I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 6, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2011 Bit homo to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digforvictory Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Bit homo to be fair. Â Oh and I suppose having sex with loads of men makes me a bit homo as well does it? Â You fascist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejeffjarrettone Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Seeing as the missus has the decorators in til Thursday, it'll be knuckle-babies til dawn..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted February 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2011 Monday night? Hmm, weekly five a side then watch the tail end of Monday Night Football. It's no wonder why i'm fucking single to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 14, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 14, 2011 Apparantly it's also Communist Martyers Day today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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