Keith Houchen Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Duane was right all along  10:32am Tue March 27th A local councillor has claimed he was abducted as a child by aliens who have continued to visit him throughout his life. Simon Parkes, who represents Labour on Whitby Town Council, also believes his mother is a nine-foot tall green alien.  In an hour-long YouTube video seized upon by local newspapers this week, Parkes claims his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 27, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 His video is far longer, actually - there are four parts to it and it adds up to nearly 4 hours in total:-   The other three parts are linked for anyone who has a few hours to waste on this nutter. As expected, some of the comments are great:-  Please dont spend all the councils money on a radar to contact the 'aliens' jt663 3 days ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Bet people would still vote for him rather than a Lib Dem though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted March 27, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Many comedians say this, but why do Aliens only ever contact nutters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Many comedians say this, but why do Aliens only ever contact nutters? Â I suppose they are the least credible people to be believed when they come out crying aliens. Saying that, if they contacted someone with a well respected state of sanity then that individual probably written off as a nutter anyways when they told their story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted March 27, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted March 27, 2012 Many comedians say this, but why do Aliens only ever contact nutters? Â I suppose they are the least credible people to be believed when they come out crying aliens. Saying that, if they contacted someone with a well respected state of sanity then that individual probably written off as a nutter anyways when they told their story. Â That could be an idea (if aliens are real of course!), that the aliens only pick nutters/Drunks incase they get rumbled, hah! Speaking of that, you would be correct in saying they might section any world leader who says he visits his "alien" mother on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) This is cool: this property developer is building apocalypse-proof shelters under the Kansas prairie in former missile silos:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...as-prairie.html  Is it just me who can see a fantastic horror/thriller movie set in one of those? Talk about enclosed/isolation madness.  Edited April 19, 2012 by Loki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 19, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted April 19, 2012 I couldn't live like that. At all. I wouldn't mind having an underground 'vault' a la Fallout that I could go into for an hour and play silly buggers in, but not live in one. Just watching that video made me feel claustrophobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted April 30, 2012 Author Moderators Share Posted April 30, 2012 Today's task: Â - Go to Youtube - Search for 'chemtrails + vinegar' - Laugh at all the videos of tinfoilers spraying vinegar into the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Oh. My. God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted April 30, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2012 I was going to ask "how are they spraying vinegar 30,000 feet into the air".... Â ...I should have known the answer was "they're not, they're just spraying it front of them and claiming it works" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members neil's bitch Posted April 30, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2012 In a possible interesting side note, i had read recently that whilst tin-foil hats can actually block out certain types of signals/radiation, incorrectly creating a hat out of tin-foil would actually increase the strength of certain types of signals/etc. Â So that might not be a good one for the tin foil brigade either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 30, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2012 Christ. I feel sorry for the vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted April 30, 2012 Moderators Share Posted April 30, 2012 I want to get in the conspiracy theory business. Thinking I could make special a "Chemtrail Solution". A unique blend of ingredients to protect yourself from the evil chemicals spread by the Bilderberg group. Â $100 for 250ml of this special recipe is a bargain. I'm selling it at cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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