Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Christiano Ronaldo is going to Fulham. Â Mohammed Al-Fayed wants someone to teach his chauffeurs how to crash in tunnels safely... Â Â Â Â Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockbus Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Where does Justin Timberlake get washed? Â N'Sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted January 22, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 22, 2009 A new middle eastern crisis erupted when Dubai tv refused to broadcast the Flintstones. Â A spokesman said "Those people from Dubai don't understand, but those from Abu Dhabi do" Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soretooth Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 A man goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his arse. The doctor says, "That looks painful." The man says "I know, and that's just the tip of the iceberg!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 you heard about N*Sync's new album? Â it's called "kitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 23, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2009 The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" Â She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his handup: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. Â 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Â Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. Â The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' Â She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians,' Â 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' Â At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' Â The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Â Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Â Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997!' Â Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.' Â The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008".(recession) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 23, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 23, 2009 you heard about N*Sync's new album? it's called "kitch"   Topical ~   Didn't N Sync split up about 6 years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_the_Lion Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 you heard about N*Sync's new album? it's called "kitch"   Topical ~   Didn't N Sync split up about 6 years ago?  I have to confess that I really don't get that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMIdAS Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 you heard about N*Sync's new album? it's called "kitch"   Topical ~   Didn't N Sync split up about 6 years ago?  yep, although the joke was told to me in 2000.  Joe:  Kitch - N*Sync = Kitchen Sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_the_Lion Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 you heard about N*Sync's new album? it's called "kitch"   Topical ~   Didn't N Sync split up about 6 years ago?  yep, although the joke was told to me in 2000.  Joe:  Kitch - N*Sync = Kitchen Sink.  I see, I don't think I would have got that in million years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 23, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 23, 2009 If it's out of date now, then it would definitely be out of date in a million years time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto  David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on." His agent replies "Sure! No hassle  "Did you hear about that new movie, Constipated?" "No..." "Oh, it didn't come out yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CoreyVandal Posted January 23, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2009 What's black and screams? Â Stevie Wonder answering the iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Rob Lowe Posted January 23, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 23, 2009 Have you seen Stevie Wonders kids? Â No? niether has he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Me Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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