spotlightmagnet1 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Just felt like doing this thread. If it's been already done then shut it down please. I should check but i can't be arsed. Basically, it's the jokes that make you laugh despite making you cringe afterwards at how bad it truly was. For example:"Are you alright?" "No. I'm half left""What was T-Rex's last hit?""An oak tree.""Why did the elephant paint it's bollooks red?" "So it can hide in cherry trees" "What's the loudest sound in the jungle?" "giraffe eating cherries"Things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stylin_and_Profilin Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr. Dre"Doctor, doctor i think i'm a cricket umpire""Hows that?""NOT OUT !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smegma Cake Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Family Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Psygnosis Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 "The 3 Tenors are reforming, they're now called 20 quid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncletrunx Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why did the scarecrow win an award?He was outstanding in his field.A man goes into a shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please."The shop owner says "I'm afraid we don't sell wasps, sir.The bloke replies "But you've got one in the window!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 2 sausages in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says "christ! its hot in here!" the other looks back and replies "Fucking hell!!! a talking sausage!"I have no idea why, but i go into a fit whenever i hear that joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_the_Lion Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 What's white and can't climb trees?A fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 A woman walks into a cocktail bar and says 'Barman, can i have a Double-Entendre please?'So the barman gives her one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Me Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why did the scarecrow win an award?He was outstanding in his field.A winner is you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 A man goes into a shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please."The shop owner says "I'm afraid we don't sell wasps, sir.The bloke replies "But you've got one in the window!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why did the scarecrow win an award?He was outstanding in his field.A man goes into a shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please."The shop owner says "I'm afraid we don't sell wasps, sir.The bloke replies "But you've got one in the window!"Brilliant!Why did the boy fall off his bike?Someone threw a fridge at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanoTheGame Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 What do you call Father Christmas?Santa Clause.Probably the stupidest joke I've ever heard and it made me laugh, mainly because of how silly it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Two cows standing in a field one says: 'So, are you afraid of this mad cow disease?' The seconond one replies 'I don't care, I'm a helicopter'.Why are Pirates called Pirates?Because they YYYAAAAARRRRRRRRR.A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 Did you here about the gynecologist who took a week off work to do his decorating. He painted the whole house through the letterbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?Fo'Drizzle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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