thejeffjarrettone Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?Cos he's a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_the_Lion Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?Cos he's a cunt.No he hasn't. I've just looked him up and I can't find one anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?Cos he's a cunt.No he hasn't. I've just looked him up and I can't find one anywhere.Which Noddy did you look for? The little man in the red and yellow car or the curious Geordie who experimented in the cinema? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoPistol Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Man go's in a bar.Next thing you know they'll have Kiwi fruit and all sorts.Why should you never go on holiday to Holland?Too many Cycle Paths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The British Bushwacker Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 why are pirates violentcos they yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?Cos he's a cunt.No he hasn't. I've just looked him up and I can't find one anywhere.Which Noddy did you look for? The little man in the red and yellow car or the curious Geordie who experimented in the cinema?Thanks for putting the Noddy theme tune in my head for the next week :angry:Noddy, NODDY! the little man in the red and yellow car *bing bing bing bing* Noddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNA Inception Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 A man knocks on the door at a house where a woman's in the bath. She shouts downstairs 'I'm in the bath sorry.' The man replies 'It's OK, it's the blind man.'So the woman replies 'Oh, if it's the blind man you can come in.'So the man walks in to the bathroom and says 'Nice tits love, now where do you want your blinds?'You wanted crap jokes, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah69uk Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleischmark Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he’s sitting there, he hears a tiny voice, “Nice shirt!”The man looks around, but doesn’t see anyone. A little while later, he hears another little voice, “That’s a really cool tie.”He looks around to find the source of the voice. But again, he doesn’t see anyone. The bartender notices him looking around and asks if everything is okay. The man explains that he’s hearing small voices.The bartender says, “Oh, that’s just the peanuts. They’re complimentary.”Perplexed the man walks over to the cigarette machine to purchase some Marlboro Lights. He puts his money in and the machine spits the coins right in to his face. Again he hears a small voice 'I don't want your fucking money you cunt. Why don't you fuck off?'He again turns to the bar man for an answer, to which the bar man informs him 'Sorry about that, the fag machines out of order'LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finbar Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and goes "Mooo", the other says "You bastard, I was gonna say that".What goes aaaaaa?A sheep with no lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 Which Noddy did you look for? The little man in the red and yellow car or the curious Geordie who experimented in the cinema?Completely off topic - the other bloke "curious" Noddy tried it on with was called Gary. I met him when I was an extra on Byker Grove.Carry on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 why are pirates violentcos they yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrI'd give you a thumbs up if I hadn't already posted that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 Man walks into a bar with a Giraffe and says to the landlord, "I'll have 11 Stellas please"barman says "11 Stellas? That's a lot" man replies "Well it's just one for me the other ten are for the Giraffe" barman "well if you're sure!"He pours the 11 pints and sure enough the man downs his and the giraffe down the other ten, and they both get up to walk out of the door, the giraffe however staggers and falls to the floor pissed, but the man carries on about to leave when the barman shouts "You can't leave that lyin' there"man says "That's not a lion ... it's a giraffe!"-------What's black and white and plays the drums?A Magpie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted July 9, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 9, 2008 Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr. Dre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Which Noddy did you look for? The little man in the red and yellow car or the curious Geordie who experimented in the cinema?Completely off topic - the other bloke "curious" Noddy tried it on with was called Gary. I met him when I was an extra on Byker Grove.Carry on!Noddy wasn't curious ok, he was just smelling his aftershave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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