JamesTyler Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I read that the Police were looking for a racist attacker. I called, but it wasn't a job advertisement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing to see here! Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 What do you do if you see a spaceman?You park in it man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 11, 2008 Moderators Share Posted July 11, 2008 I read that the Police were looking for a racist attacker. I called, but it wasn't a job advertisement. I like that joke! ..I think when I tell it though I'm going to use it the other way round, ie "I heard the Police were looking for a racist attacker... I applied and I got the job". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev2050 Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff - Bah-dum, tish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Showtime Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 My contribution:What's the difference between Gary Glitter and a jockey?A jockey is legally allowed to ride 3-year olds.What has two legs and bleeds?Half a dog.What's the difference between Wayne Gretsky and Courtney Love?Wayne Gretsky cleans himself up after 3 periods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 What goes "Woof woof bang".A terrier-ist.Why are curries like uncles?A bad one really hurts your arsehole.What do 5 out of 6 people enjoy?Gang rape.A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenic homosexuals descended in to chaos yesterday when someone shouted "He's behind you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave The N18 Kid Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 How do you make a dog drink?Put it in a blender.:coat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JohnnyChimpo Posted July 14, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 14, 2008 A nose walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says; "I cant serve you, your off your face."How many blonde jokes are there? One. The rest are all true stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted July 17, 2008 Paid Members Share Posted July 17, 2008 There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't.It's an awful joke but made me laugh when I was told it the other night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Heard this one the other day: Â A horny eagle is flying overhead and sees a duck flying below. He swoops down and fucks it. The duck then says "I'm a little duck. I had a little fuck and i liked it." The eagle goes out the next day and sees a dove flying below. He swoops down and fucks it. The dove then says "I'm a little dove. I had a little love and i liked it" The eagle goes out the next day and sees another duck. He swoops down and fucks it. The duck then says "I'm a little drake. You've made a big mistake. and i liked it" Â And.. Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted January 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2009 Heard a great one today. Â Your mum's so fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted January 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2009 Heard a great one a decade ago. Your mum's so fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted January 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2009 Whats the best cheese to use to hide a horse? Â Marscapone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted January 18, 2009 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2009 I went to the butcher's the other day. I was having a look at what he had when he leaned over and asked me if I wanted to buy eight legs of venison for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Don't deer have four legs anyway? Sorry i shouldn't cut you down but i was trying to figure it out in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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